Gene,
That works until you open the safe doors to get one out. They may not be too keen on the colors but they do know how to count!
Best,
Dan Batko
Luckily my wife can't figure out how to get the safe open!
The Care and Feeding Of A Benchrist Wife
- Thread starter Tim Oltersdorf
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Luckily my wife can't figure out how to get the safe open!
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Gerry
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The care and feeding
Easy Just let them SHOP If you can afford it'
Easy Just let them SHOP If you can afford it'
CYanchycki
Club Coordinator
You fellas
are getting ripped off.
We go to the clubs for nothing but the cost of our beverages and when the girls up here shake, rattle, and roll, there is NOTHING left to the imagination.
Calvin
are getting ripped off.
We go to the clubs for nothing but the cost of our beverages and when the girls up here shake, rattle, and roll, there is NOTHING left to the imagination.
Calvin
Thanks Sue!
LOL
As my wife realized a long time ago...... us guys are kinda' dumb about this stuff
You just sent a collective shiver through the entire BR shooting community.
al
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Donald
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jackie schmidt
New member
The Greatest Deterant of all!!
"Community Property State"..
"Community Property State"..
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chino69
Guest
Chick flicks, etc.
This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read in awhile. Men and women really are from different planets; I guess that's one of the reasons we shoot. Not many women shoot with their men and I'm a firm believer there needs to be some degree of separtness in any relationship, but that's just me.
The significant lady in my life was in a foul mood one morning several years ago. Wouldn't talk to me in the morning, snapped at me for everything. When she finally did talk to me she brought up those things that I said or did eons ago. We all know about those things, don't we guys? At any rate, after she finally settled down and told me what caused the morning anger; ready for this?? She had a dream where I did something that ticked her off! I earned her wrath for something I did in a dream.
As far as 'chick flicks' go that are semi-palatable for men, the film about Julia Child was tolerable. It was about a real life woman in N.Y.C. who duplicated all of Julia Child's recipes in a year.
Lou Baccino
This has to be one of the funniest threads I've read in awhile. Men and women really are from different planets; I guess that's one of the reasons we shoot. Not many women shoot with their men and I'm a firm believer there needs to be some degree of separtness in any relationship, but that's just me.
The significant lady in my life was in a foul mood one morning several years ago. Wouldn't talk to me in the morning, snapped at me for everything. When she finally did talk to me she brought up those things that I said or did eons ago. We all know about those things, don't we guys? At any rate, after she finally settled down and told me what caused the morning anger; ready for this?? She had a dream where I did something that ticked her off! I earned her wrath for something I did in a dream.
As far as 'chick flicks' go that are semi-palatable for men, the film about Julia Child was tolerable. It was about a real life woman in N.Y.C. who duplicated all of Julia Child's recipes in a year.
Lou Baccino
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Dave Coots
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chino69
I went with my favorite wife to that movie last weekend. We walked in and the place had about 50 women in there. There was only two males there, and i'm pretty sure the other guy was gay.
I told her i wasn't leaving after the show until the place emptied!!
Later
Dave
I went with my favorite wife to that movie last weekend. We walked in and the place had about 50 women in there. There was only two males there, and i'm pretty sure the other guy was gay.
I told her i wasn't leaving after the show until the place emptied!!
Later
Dave
We walked in and the place had about 50 women in there. There was only two males there, and i'm pretty sure the other guy was gay.
I told her i wasn't leaving after the show until the place emptied!!
Later Dave
Dave, I feel your pain. There are places where no man should set foot in unless he's with a woman. My bride recently had me stop by Hobby Lobby to pick up a few things for her. That wasn't too bad. I'd have to draw the line at a solo trip to Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Victoria's Secret is the only exception.
-Al
Dave Coots
64 Chevy 409 10.42 129
Al
I just love the scented soap at BB&B.
Dave
Dave, I feel your pain. There are places where no man should set foot in unless he's with a woman. My bride recently had me stop by Hobby Lobby to pick up a few things for her. That wasn't too bad. I'd have to draw the line at a solo trip to Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Victoria's Secret is the only exception.
I just love the scented soap at BB&B.
Dave
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chino69
Guest
Chick flicks
Dave,
I went with my lady to see the film; I'm with you as I would have never seen it on my own. My most recent concession is to see The Nutcracker Suite at the Wilmington Opera House in Delaware while my daughter is home from Penn State on Christmas vacation.
As far as getting new rifles go, I used to have my own F.F.L.. When U.P.S. would deliver a new pistol or rifle and I was quizzed about it my response was that it was always for a friend. Once the firearm made it to the safe, it was home free as the combination is only known by me. How did I get away with this you may ask? Two important reasons:
1) There is nothing in that safe that she would be remotely interested in
&
2) If robbers held her at gunpoint and demanded she open the safe, she wouldn't be able to comply. Why lose your guns and your ladY? (tongue in cheek)
Lou Baccino
I went with my favorite wife to that movie last weekend. We walked in and the place had about 50 women in there. There was only two males there, and i'm pretty sure the other guy was gay.
I told her i wasn't leaving after the show until the place emptied!!
Later
Dave
Dave,
I went with my lady to see the film; I'm with you as I would have never seen it on my own. My most recent concession is to see The Nutcracker Suite at the Wilmington Opera House in Delaware while my daughter is home from Penn State on Christmas vacation.
As far as getting new rifles go, I used to have my own F.F.L.. When U.P.S. would deliver a new pistol or rifle and I was quizzed about it my response was that it was always for a friend. Once the firearm made it to the safe, it was home free as the combination is only known by me. How did I get away with this you may ask? Two important reasons:
1) There is nothing in that safe that she would be remotely interested in
&
2) If robbers held her at gunpoint and demanded she open the safe, she wouldn't be able to comply. Why lose your guns and your ladY? (tongue in cheek)
Lou Baccino
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chino69
Guest
Bb & b
Dave,
I can't do BB&B; too many holiday shoppers looking for a deal. They are all women with the occassional sour faced man that was drug into the store. I'm lucky because I have a daughter. My wife and daughter go shopping together, allowing me to retreat to the man cave for firearms related activities.
Lou Baccino
Dave,
I can't do BB&B; too many holiday shoppers looking for a deal. They are all women with the occassional sour faced man that was drug into the store. I'm lucky because I have a daughter. My wife and daughter go shopping together, allowing me to retreat to the man cave for firearms related activities.
Lou Baccino
Ohhhh not me.....
I'm a candle guy myself!
LOL
Actually, I've got XM radio if I choose to snooze in the rig, and there's a Harbor Freight and a Wholesale Sports in the same place as the ladies marts so for me I don't have to endure.....
This is funny though, notice that if you ever get the urge to shop BB&B or Joanne's Fabrics for a woman's Christmas present (ohhh, BTW they do sometimes carry some great aniline dye products for tinting epoxies!) or any of the other womens-only stores...... the service is VERY attentive!
al
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chino69
Guest
Victoria's Secret
Al,
Several years ago I went into Victoria's Secret to outfit my lady in order to fulfill my wildest fantasies. To say the service was very attentive by the females who worked there was an understatement. You might have thought I was MacArthur on his return to the Phillipines. Comments like 'you're so thoughful' and 'I wish my boyfriend shopped for me' emboldened my spending and loosened up the pre-ordained amount I set for spending. I ended up walking out of there with about $500 in flimsy, seductive lingerie for my lady to wear. It was a big hit with my lady that year but I've found an even bigger hit that is more practical; flannel pajamas. I sent my wife and daughter a Pajama Gram two years ago and the MacArthur scenario was repeated.
I might add that I saw this on the Ofrah show many years ago and it stuck in my head. No, I don't watch Ofrah but happened to be channel flipping when I saw it. Pajamas are much cheaper than high end lingerie and the end result is the same. Flannel 100% cotton pajamas are the ticket. If your lady doesn't respond appreciatively to this gift you had better check her pulse.
Lou Baccino
Al,
Several years ago I went into Victoria's Secret to outfit my lady in order to fulfill my wildest fantasies. To say the service was very attentive by the females who worked there was an understatement. You might have thought I was MacArthur on his return to the Phillipines. Comments like 'you're so thoughful' and 'I wish my boyfriend shopped for me' emboldened my spending and loosened up the pre-ordained amount I set for spending. I ended up walking out of there with about $500 in flimsy, seductive lingerie for my lady to wear. It was a big hit with my lady that year but I've found an even bigger hit that is more practical; flannel pajamas. I sent my wife and daughter a Pajama Gram two years ago and the MacArthur scenario was repeated.
I might add that I saw this on the Ofrah show many years ago and it stuck in my head. No, I don't watch Ofrah but happened to be channel flipping when I saw it. Pajamas are much cheaper than high end lingerie and the end result is the same. Flannel 100% cotton pajamas are the ticket. If your lady doesn't respond appreciatively to this gift you had better check her pulse.
Lou Baccino
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chino69
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Shearling booties and fluffy robe
Roger,
You are exactly right! In fact that is exactly what my lady and daughter are going to get for X-mas this year. Ain't nothing better than a cuddly woman on a cold winter's night to sooth the brow of the savage within.
Lou Baccino
Those nice Shearling booties and Fluffy robe . Makes'em feel CUDDLEY ALL OVER
Roger,
You are exactly right! In fact that is exactly what my lady and daughter are going to get for X-mas this year. Ain't nothing better than a cuddly woman on a cold winter's night to sooth the brow of the savage within.
Lou Baccino
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Jeff Welker
Guest
A Message from Tom Libby
AND WHATS WRONG WITH PROJECT RUNWAY?
I WAS ASKED TO BE ON IT NEXT SEASON!
AND WHATS WRONG WITH PROJECT RUNWAY?
I WAS ASKED TO BE ON IT NEXT SEASON!
Dave Coots
64 Chevy 409 10.42 129
Libby
You would think a well dressed person such as Tom/Tomette would wear socks with a vertical stripe to make herself/himself/it'sself look more slender.
Dave
You would think a well dressed person such as Tom/Tomette would wear socks with a vertical stripe to make herself/himself/it'sself look more slender.
Dave