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Heard a preacher mention this the other morning.
Two life long friends discussing if Jesus was white or black.
Both happened to die on the same day.
Got to heaven and asked St Peter is Jesus white or black? St Peter says here he comes, ask him.
Jesus comes over and says "Bueno Dias Amigos".
 
Nor Cal Mikie said:
Heard a preacher mention this the other morning.
Two life long friends discussing if Jesus was white or black.
Both happened to die on the same day.
Got to heaven and asked St Peter is Jesus white or black? St Peter says here he comes, ask him.
Jesus comes over and says "Bueno Dias Amigos".
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I think Jesus would properly conjugate "Bueno" to Buenos...

GsT
 
True story: I was sitting in the ER with my wife and I overheard the doctor in the adjacent stall (what do you call those? Stall seems appropriate...). Say "You know what they call the guy that graduates at the bottom of his class in medical school?"
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"Doctor"

Something to keep in mind.

GsT

Epilogue: that particular doctor turned out to be a true genius - the medical world needs more like him!
 
GeneT said:
True story: I was sitting in the ER with my wife and I overheard the doctor in the adjacent stall (what do you call those? Stall seems appropriate...). Say "You know what they call the guy that graduates at the bottom of his class in medical school?"
.
.
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"Doctor"

Something to keep in mind.

GsT

Epilogue: that particular doctor turned out to be a true genius - the medical world needs more like him!
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Got a doctor that both the wife and I see. Good guy to talk with. Keeps telling me I should go to work with him cause I pretty much know what goes on and how to prevent medical problems. If it hurts when you do that, DON'T DO THAT!!
Asked him what does HE do in his spare time? (thinking hobbies??) Says he reads medical books. STILL easy to talk too. ;) And I've noticed he's in the office less and less. Thinking he might be thinking on easing out of his practice? I HOPE NOT!! Too good of a man to do without.
He DID mention Bearded Iris flowers were his FAVORITES!! Me, growing and having enough for the WHOLE county, (maybe 2500 flowers) made it a point to drop off 2 grocery bags full of Rhizome's for him. (maybe 50+) He had HIS gardener plant them for him. ;)
 
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blades said:
My doc of many years , retired couple years back ( rats), was a Nam medic as a start in the field, he would use that same hurt line.
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Funny that you don't need a medical degree to figure THAT out.
Did work on an old Dr's car that got towed into the shop. I mentioned that I thought it would be interesting being a Dr. His reply? "You ARE a Dr. A car Dr". Guess he was right. Figure out what's wrong with it and FIX IT!!
Listen to some young folks that were in the medical field, working down in Mexico dealing with folks and lots of superstitions, long taught in their societies.
Mothers that wouldn't "nurse their babies" if they were mad about something for fear they would pass it on to the babies. Talk about stumbling blocks? Bad enough with people being people. :oops:
 
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