murray brook
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Nor Cal Mikie
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It's nice to know that after so many years, I can still take my wife's breath away.
Might take a fart, but I still got it.
Might take a fart, but I still got it.
Nor Cal Mikie
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murray brook
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murray brook
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murray brook
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Nor Cal Mikie
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GET OFF MY LAWN!!! 
Nor Cal Mikie
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I thought that I would watch “The View” but I couldn’t get it to show on my TV. I called my service provider and after a few preliminary questions they asked if I had a smart TV and I said yes. They said “well there it is, your smart TV has too much sense to show 
like that”
like that”
antelopedundee
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Text from husband to wife:
“Darling, a car hit me as I was leaving the office. Jaqueline brought me to the hospital.
Now, the doctors are doing tests & x-rays. I have a head injuries but no risk of side effects.
The cut required 19 stiches. I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm and a leg fracture on my left leg.
They think they may have to amputate my right foot.
I love you.”
Wife answer: “Who is Jaqueline?”
Women only ask practical questions...
“Darling, a car hit me as I was leaving the office. Jaqueline brought me to the hospital.
Now, the doctors are doing tests & x-rays. I have a head injuries but no risk of side effects.
The cut required 19 stiches. I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm and a leg fracture on my left leg.
They think they may have to amputate my right foot.
I love you.”
Wife answer: “Who is Jaqueline?”
Women only ask practical questions...
I still blame the dog. It's safer that way.
murray brook
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