we need a humor forum.....until then

[antelopedundee]

 

[murray brook]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

It's nice to know that after so many years, I can still take my wife's breath away.

Might take a fart, but I still got it.

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[murray brook]

 

[murray brook]

 

[murray brook]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

I thought that I would watch “The View” but I couldn’t get it to show on my TV. I called my service provider and after a few preliminary questions they asked if I had a smart TV and I said yes. They said “well there it is, your smart TV has too much sense to show like that”

 

[antelopedundee]

Text from husband to wife:

“Darling, a car hit me as I was leaving the office. Jaqueline brought me to the hospital.

Now, the doctors are doing tests & x-rays. I have a head injuries but no risk of side effects.

The cut required 19 stiches. I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm and a leg fracture on my left leg.

They think they may have to amputate my right foot.

I love you.”

Wife answer: “Who is Jaqueline?”

Women only ask practical questions...

 

[cootrp3]

It's nice to know that after so many years, I can still take my wife's breath away.

Might take a fart, but I still got it.

I still blame the dog. It's safer that way.

 

[murray brook]

 

[murray brook]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[murray brook]

 

[murray brook]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[Nor Cal Mikie]

Easy. It's a Guy thang!! Cut Him some slack. At least HE did put the lid down.
BUT, HE forgot to bring in another roll. He CAN'T win.

 

[antelopedundee]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and lift the seat.