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Feherty finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind...(probably always on time delay these days).


He said one day, "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."


"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."


"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."


" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."


Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."


Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin." (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.)


"That's a great shot with that swing."


"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."


"It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."


"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."


"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."


"That green appears smaller than a Pygmies' nipple".
 
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an aeroplane.



After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.



A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever yielded to the temptations of the flesh?"



The priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith.”



The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.


Finally the rabbi quietly commented, "Beats the hell out of a bacon sandwich doesn't it?"
 
antelopedundee said:
A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an aeroplane.



After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.



A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever yielded to the temptations of the flesh?"



The priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith.”



The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.


Finally the rabbi quietly commented, "Beats the hell out of a bacon sandwich doesn't it?"
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BLT on sourdough with Miracle Whip. Sometimes toasted sour dough...
 
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