Tim Oltersdorf
Active member
The Sludge Report 9/25/09: Moammar Gadhafi, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il turned up unexpectedly at the 2009 NBRSA general membership meeting Friday after the conclusion of the awards ceremony. Ahmadinejad snatched the microphone from Maney Garcia and gave a 30 minute rant in which he stated that the IBS never occurred, that Tony Boyer was the Great Satan and that the 3000 uranium enrichment centrifuges set up in Gene Begg's tunnel were for peaceful mirage dissipation purposes. He was then distracted by Jack Neary streaking the range in his new Benchrest Hall of Fame burka and wantonly exposing his ankles and wrists. This allowed Gadhafi to take the microphone and give a 3 hour rambling speech in which he repeatedly referred to Gary Ocock as his brother. This confirmed the suspicions that many in the audience had harbored for years. The Libyan facial hair and clothing fashion icon then demanded a location to set up his tent. Ron Hoehn immediately, in a gesture of international cooperation, cleared a site for him in front of the 200 yard berm. Kim Jong Il looking snappy in his 8 inch tall platform shoes, Texas "big hair" bouffant and dull gray Mao suite with GREAT LEADER embroidered on the back demanded that the 2010 group nationals be held in Pyongyang instead of Kansas City or North Korea will consider it an act of war by the NBRSA. All of this elicited little interest from the membership having exhausted themselves earlier on the emotional subject of adding varmint for score to the organization. Tim
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