Things You Should Avoid Doing When You Are Over 70.
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Tim Oltersdorf
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About $250 and change
I was telling Jackie how much titanium I had in my body. He looked at me and stated: "You're telling me you are worth more in scrap then you are alive." It was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Tim
I was telling Jackie how much titanium I had in my body. He looked at me and stated: "You're telling me you are worth more in scrap then you are alive." It was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time. Tim
Shucks, Jackie posted an update back in May and he was heal't up like a 14yr-old
Texas air or livin' right, one.
S
sw282
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Things to avoid..
Brother-in-law had a stroke recently and can no longer drive.. l take him to eat when he is hungry. What hurts him so very much is looking at his brand new four door truck he bought shortly before his sickness. No longer able to drive, his kids enjoy his new ride. At 80 he has had a good life with lots of memories... 0ld age can come very quickly too for some.. A former cowrker who is like a son to me recently had a stroke too.. He can't drive any more either.. Forty-eight is waaaay too young to grow old..
Brother-in-law had a stroke recently and can no longer drive.. l take him to eat when he is hungry. What hurts him so very much is looking at his brand new four door truck he bought shortly before his sickness. No longer able to drive, his kids enjoy his new ride. At 80 he has had a good life with lots of memories... 0ld age can come very quickly too for some.. A former cowrker who is like a son to me recently had a stroke too.. He can't drive any more either.. Forty-eight is waaaay too young to grow old..
Brother-in-law had a stroke recently and can no longer drive.. l take him to eat when he is hungry. What hurts him so very much is looking at his brand new four door truck he bought shortly before his sickness. No longer able to drive, his kids enjoy his new ride. At 80 he has had a good life with lots of memories... 0ld age can come very quickly too for some.. A former cowrker who is like a son to me recently had a stroke too.. He can't drive any more either.. Forty-eight is waaaay too young to grow old..
Father could not pass the Virginia driving vision check.
Glaucoma damage in one eye.
Gene Beggs
Active member
Things to avoid when you're over seventy
Glenn, you've got a good sense of humor. I can see how reviving ones libido which has been dormant for years could lead to trouble given all these terrific looking young women out there today that are so happy to flaunt everything they've got but not to worry-----Viagra and Cialis don't work. Don't ask me how I know, just take my word for it.
Best regards my friend
Hope all is going well.
Gene Beggs
Glenn, you've got a good sense of humor. I can see how reviving ones libido which has been dormant for years could lead to trouble given all these terrific looking young women out there today that are so happy to flaunt everything they've got but not to worry-----Viagra and Cialis don't work.
Don't ask me how I know, just take my word for it. Best regards my friend
Hope all is going well.
Gene Beggs
Butch Lambert
Active member
Glenn, you've got a good sense of humor. I can see how reviving ones libido which has been dormant for years could lead to trouble given all these terrific looking young women out there today that are so happy to flaunt everything they've got but not to worry-----Viagra and Cialis don't work.
Best regards my friend
Hope all is going well.
Gene Beggs
It does work Gene,but only at the wrong time.
jackie schmidt
New member
LOL
Butch, several years ago a bunch of us were at a Nationals, (Dr Tim, John Horn, Scott Hunter, Dickey P Etc), and this subject came up. John Horn called it “Blue Steel”, and would make it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.”
I laughed for an hour.
dmort
Active member
The good old days
When I was in high school I took all the math classes available. I wasn't all that smart so I always did the extra point homework assignments so I could get a decent grade. As a result, the instructor would often call on me to go up to the blackboard and show how it was done.
I dreaded these invitations to the blackboard...there were no girls in class that I was even remotely attracted too but it didn't make a damn bit of difference.
When I was young and in my prime
It never would behave
For each and every morning
It would stand and watch me shave
Now that I am old and gray
It sure gives me the blues
For each and every morning
It will watch me shine my shoes
Mort
Do I get any extra credit?
When I was in high school I took all the math classes available. I wasn't all that smart so I always did the extra point homework assignments so I could get a decent grade. As a result, the instructor would often call on me to go up to the blackboard and show how it was done.
I dreaded these invitations to the blackboard...there were no girls in class that I was even remotely attracted too but it didn't make a damn bit of difference.
When I was young and in my prime
It never would behave
For each and every morning
It would stand and watch me shave
Now that I am old and gray
It sure gives me the blues
For each and every morning
It will watch me shine my shoes
Mort
Do I get any extra credit?
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the good old days..... LOL ...... to this day every time I notice a pubescent youngster sidling nonchalantly one foot aheader of the other with his books or coat or hand or a random item picked up off the street I grin.
memories.... ain't nuttin' changed but ME. Some days I WISH'T the summer breeze could still blow it up, but most days I'm just glad it no longer does
memories.... ain't nuttin' changed but ME. Some days I WISH'T the summer breeze could still blow it up, but most days I'm just glad it no longer does
JerrySharrett
Senile Member
Hey guys, getting old is....well...just getting older. I'm 81,just got back from taking on another 4 stents.(I've now got 8).But the Doc set me up for another 10,000 miles.
Passing out, Virginia blocks you from driving for 6 months. Tennessee is just 90 days.
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Libido
Hi Gene,...All is well. still got 95% of the parts I started out with:. Had a bad experience with Viagra back in the 90's,afraid to try it again, especially at my age.
Jackie mentions a funny story about Viagra and "So Hard a Cat couldn't scratch it" well I got a bad ass Cat that would like to disprove that claim. I heard the Cat story way back in the 50's.The people I heard it from,probably heard in the 40's. The other one was "Harder than Chinese Arithmetic"
The closest thing you could get, back then, for libido enhancement was Gin. Gin stopped working for me when I turned 65. Ask me how I know Good to see you on here my friend. Take care.
Hope Jackie don't mind the Hijack.
Glenn
Glenn, you've got a good sense of humor. I can see how reviving ones libido which has been dormant for years could lead to trouble given all these terrific looking young women out there today that are so happy to flaunt everything they've got but not to worry-----Viagra and Cialis don't work.
Best regards my friend
Hope all is going well.
Gene Beggs
Hi Gene,...All is well. still got 95% of the parts I started out with:
. Had a bad experience with Viagra back in the 90's,afraid to try it again, especially at my age.Jackie mentions a funny story about Viagra and "So Hard a Cat couldn't scratch it" well I got a bad ass Cat that would like to disprove that claim.
I heard the Cat story way back in the 50's.The people I heard it from,probably heard in the 40's. The other one was "Harder than Chinese Arithmetic" The closest thing you could get, back then, for libido enhancement was Gin. Gin stopped working for me when I turned 65. Ask me how I know
Good to see you on here my friend. Take care.Hope Jackie don't mind the Hijack.
Glenn
dmort
Active member
Gin
When I was still in high school there were rumors about Gin that we belieived. Supposedly mixing with coke, 7 Up or whatever, it could not be detected on your breath. You could walk around public functions, dances, concerts (Fats Domino) whatever, and you were safe.
The only libido you were concerned with was your date....I never needed anything.
I was the walking, talking hormone that father's never wanted to see ,let alone let thier daughter into my car.
So much for Gin.
Mort
For various reasons, my 16-year-old granddaughter came to live with us for 2 years. She was/is really pretty, and I got it all back in spades.
She really took my heart away
What goes around comes around.
When I was still in high school there were rumors about Gin that we belieived. Supposedly mixing with coke, 7 Up or whatever, it could not be detected on your breath. You could walk around public functions, dances, concerts (Fats Domino) whatever, and you were safe.
The only libido you were concerned with was your date....I never needed anything.
I was the walking, talking hormone that father's never wanted to see ,let alone let thier daughter into my car.
So much for Gin.
Mort
For various reasons, my 16-year-old granddaughter came to live with us for 2 years. She was/is really pretty, and I got it all back in spades.
She really took my heart away
What goes around comes around.
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dmort
Active member
Is really not a good idea any more. You should take a moment or two to consider the true characteristics of said emission.
Guy's fart and women toot....we pee and they go tinkle.
Mort