Wilbur

Hambone said:
If the big C doesn't get ya first.

I've never smoked so I have always be mildly bemused by smokers who persist in indulging in a habit that makes them smell like an ashtray, hand over a small fortune to the tobacco companies and the tax man, fills you lungs up with tar and other crap and increases 20 fold the chance that you'll will be eaten away by some cancer.

The ag=d men have always maintained there's a sucker born every minute. My guess is these ad man must have worked for the tobacco industry.
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red meat? processed sugar? salt?

so I have always be mildly amused by pompous lay preachers

al
 
alinwa said:
red meat? processed sugar? salt?

so I have always be mildly amused by pompous lay preachers

al
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The good book say all thing in moderation. That includes red meat, processed sugar (as long as its not corn syrup), actually salts good for you haven't you heard? A healthy diet can include all of theses in moderation.

Only the dumbarsed get themselves addicted to a weed that sours their system , advances their deaths and makes them stink to high heaven.

Yeah but it makes me look cool................not!

God bless you my son. Here endth the lesson.

Strange how common sense is usually branded as pomposity by those that don't have it in the first place. See above.
 
Dammit! I just thought I had problems. Now I find out my dadburned system is soured. I knew there was something wrong.
 
Wilbur said:
Dammit! I just thought I had problems. Now I find out my dadburned system is soured. I knew there was something wrong.
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I take it you've been ignoring the sallow skin, bad breath, lowered sperm count, the cough, and reduced taste and smell functions? How soured does it have to get?
 
Wilbur, Help an Aussie who is sometimes confused by our language difference.

Is Hambone suggesting that you make a habit of harvesting tadpoles?
 
I suggest nothing. I assume nothing. I predict nothing............................as good old Larry Potterfield would say "that's just the way it is!"
 
Charles E said:
So you have nothing to offer with the post, just a compulsion to have the last word.
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Every time..............watch. Usually with something else he has read on the internet.
 
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Hambone said:
I take it you've been ignoring the sallow skin, bad breath, lowered sperm count, the cough, and reduced taste and smell functions? How soured does it have to get?
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Never occured to me! Thanks Hambone! Is there any way I can get that sperm count up and keep smokin'? I can make do with all that other stuff.

I also have nothing useful to contribute.....
 
Wilbur said:
Never occured to me! Thanks Hambone! Is there any way I can get that sperm count up and keep smokin'? I can make do with all that other stuff.

I also have nothing useful to contribute.....
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Wilbur;

I now regret having mentioned "camels". It was intended as light hearted humor, and am sorry it has drawn remarks (such as the above) from those with an abscence of feelings. Forgive me....
 
Wilbur said:
Never occured to me! Thanks Hambone! Is there any way I can get that sperm count up and keep smokin'? I can make do with all that other stuff.

I also have nothing useful to contribute.....
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Wear boxers instead of Y fronts, increase that amount of zinc in your diet, oysters are high in zinc, as are pumpkin seeds and certain nuts. take some addition Selenium and vitamins C and E. These make the little swimmers stop doing the breast stroke and start doing the crawl.

Good luck. Name one of the twins after me.
 
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