we need a humor forum.....until then

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Groan!

You know after retiring from 45 years in the practice of medicine I thought that there was little in human pathology I have not seen. However this "person" Antelopedundee has proven me wrong. His sense of humor borders on and often steps over the line between the far out and the truly psychotic. After this latest pun I feel that the public health officialls need to step up and fit him for a straight jacket. If he is married I am sure his wife would agree.
 
You know after retiring from 45 years in the practice of medicine I thought that there was little in human pathology I have not seen. However this "person" Antelopedundee has proven me wrong. His sense of humor borders on and often steps over the line between the far out and the truly psychotic. After this latest pun I feel that the public health officialls need to step up and fit him for a straight jacket. If he is married I am sure his wife would agree.

Dr Tim, I am not easily amused, but this guy seems to have an great supply of " Hears Johnny" material !!!!!!
 
and with the way society and politics are running in this country, we better be able to laugh at every opportunity we get.

9 out of 10 Doctors say, "If your parents didn't have children, you won't either".
 
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Just Kidding

Please view my post as satire. In no way am I trying to critize Mr. Antelopedundee. I truly enjoy his posts and his sense of humor.
 
The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home
And were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
At 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
When he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
 
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