Two Aligators
A little aligator and a big aligator were sunning themselves on the banks of the loneliest bayou in South Louisiana. That would be Bayou Self. The big aligator looks at the little aligator and asked him how old he is. The little aligator replies , four years old. The big aligator says I'm four years old also, why am I so much bigger than you, what do you eat? The little aligator replies, two coonasses a day. The big aligator says that's what I eat, two coonasses a day, why am I so much bigger than you? Just then the big aligator sees Pierre coming down the bayou in his Pirogue. He tells the little aligator to go out and eat Pierre so he can observe and maybe detect a problem. The little aligator slips off the bank and sneaks up on Pierre underwater. He surfaces just behind Pieere's pirogue and let's out a blood curdling roar. Pierre grabs his heart and falls overboard. The little aligator eats him, swims back to the bank and crawls up next to the big aligator. The big aligator says I see your problem. When you snuck up on Pierre and let out that loud roar you scared the **************************************************************************************************************************************************************** out of Pierre and aligators can't get fat on straw hats and tennis shoes.
A little aligator and a big aligator were sunning themselves on the banks of the loneliest bayou in South Louisiana. That would be Bayou Self. The big aligator looks at the little aligator and asked him how old he is. The little aligator replies , four years old. The big aligator says I'm four years old also, why am I so much bigger than you, what do you eat? The little aligator replies, two coonasses a day. The big aligator says that's what I eat, two coonasses a day, why am I so much bigger than you? Just then the big aligator sees Pierre coming down the bayou in his Pirogue. He tells the little aligator to go out and eat Pierre so he can observe and maybe detect a problem. The little aligator slips off the bank and sneaks up on Pierre underwater. He surfaces just behind Pieere's pirogue and let's out a blood curdling roar. Pierre grabs his heart and falls overboard. The little aligator eats him, swims back to the bank and crawls up next to the big aligator. The big aligator says I see your problem. When you snuck up on Pierre and let out that loud roar you scared the **************************************************************************************************************************************************************** out of Pierre and aligators can't get fat on straw hats and tennis shoes.
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