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Hi

I had a disaster at the driving range this afternoon.
Well a minor disaster at best.
As I was hitting the balls away, I noticed some black bits under my golf shoes. As time passed the black bits seemed to increase. I stopped, and checked, and to my surprise, the rubber heels of my shoes were disintegrating under my feet.
My shoes may be 20 years old and I may have only worn then one or twice a year when I've gone to a driving range recently.
It’s a bit late for me to look for a new pair of shoes today so I’ve been glueing and clamping my shoes in hopes that I do not end tomorrow evening at the golf tournament in stocking feet.
The only good thing is, the glue smells real good.

So how is your day going?
I do have extra glue if you are so inclined.

Joe
 
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”


“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then after we make love the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”


After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”


The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.


The doctor then said to her, “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after making love with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?”


“Oh that crazy old fart…” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!”
 
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