Dog for sale.

I posted the dog ad on another forum the day I posted it here.

I got a pm on the other forum this morning from a guy that wanted to buy the dog,

DUH??

gt40
 
Dog For Sale:

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy Crap.'


Bad edit.... no no

"Holy" ....... FUNNY! :D

"Holy Crap" ....... NOT funny! :eek:



al :)
 
Don't ever buy someone's dog, or take free for that matter. A guy I know gave me his dog, a Golden Retriever, she turned out to be a Sooner, sooner poop in the house than outside. My present dog we got from a lady said she could no longer take care of him due to disability. He's a little Pomerainian(sp?), never shuts up all day long, yap,yap,yap. Pees on everything, cars, front porch columns, back porch columns, been pooping in the driveway lately, at least not in the house. Got another dog one time too, a Basset hound, got him home and the first thing he did was poop in the house, took him right back to the owner. Nobody gives away a good dog, why would you? Thanks, Douglas
 
Douglas,

That's the best thing I've read all week.

Adrian
 
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