we need a humor forum.....until then

dmort said:
Francis made a good point.
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No he didn't.....

Franny, you got a 6PPC, 'Competition Benchrest-ONLY!' forum.... good. good...

You got a score gun, same-same, good. good...

Your kid builds metal stuff, 'Gunsmiths Corner'...... yup, all good, good....

and so on

BUT!!

You got NO sense of humor..... HUMOR, especially the simple concept of self-defecating humor, is foreign to your type so the 'we need a humor forum' thread???

BAD!

Not funny, confusing.....not good for you.....

Ain't NONE OF YOU'SE GUYS WHO'S GOT A SENSE OF FUNNY need to buy into this liberal guilt trip.....

Humor, especially good solid cleansing ethnic and buddy humor is DYING from liberalism.....

Please don't let it die.

Laughter Is STILL The Best Medicine.

For MEN and WOMEN
 
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Awesome Coots...... careful, there ya go again offending the chicks

"Offense"..... the Death Knell of all humor....

And cop jokes
and engineer jokes
and code enforcement jokes
and teacher jokes
and firemen jokes
and construction jokes (endless subcategories...)

We were all colors and races growing up, and we told every sort of tale on ourselves and each other, nowadays the only way you can tell an ethnic joke and get away with it is to make a Jew joke! But they get really worn so..... I work in construction, deal in code enforcement every day and know hundreds of engineers..... and live in a house filled with geeks, nerds and gamers..... (a bunch of them incidentally also have degrees but we don't hold that agin' 'em)....... :)

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Very good Dave. Now that your retired you obviously have a little time on your hands.....enjoy.


Mort
 
1 for 2020
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1 for the car guys
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1 for the Canucks
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And 1 for, "just because this is like an artist's rendering of my Mom that time I ......"
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Husband's and Wife's diaries......

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought Bob was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.

I was shopping with my friends all day long; and I was a little late for our "date."

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late; but he made no comment on it.So I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed,but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong;

He said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say "I love you, too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
 
Nursery (and other) Rhymes

Here's one from over a hundred years ago.
When you serve for over 35 years one learns lots of naughty rhymes :cool:

Our officer inspected the parade today
and he came up to me in his usual way
and said "That horse is too thin and it has a bad cough."
I said "You're too fat so you'd better f*ck off!"
 
And in Australia we were singing, “Do you know the way to Cam Ranh Bay?”
But then so many here never served and don’t know what military jargon means.
 
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rsmithsr said:
(double well for chainsaw al)
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So true....

And we have kevlar gloves, chaps, helmets, faceguards, etc in every shop building......and EVERYONE is trained to use them, always....... but it's that "I'll just make this one cut" that'll getcha'! This particular saw has such a long bar that you physically cannot touch yourself with it, it hits the ground before you can cut your foot.... so I just reached out..... didn't even think about derailing and flanging 4ft of fangs back around my own neck....

As Francis referred to "the lathe" in another thread...... I've worn gloves exactly ONE TIME when working on my lathe, I'd been digging in the steel pile around the shop, came in and I flipped the lathe on and reached out with a 4" hunk of sanding belt and got sucked in. I look down at my thumb right now and can still count 9 stitch scars.

But I still have a working thumb

Thank You Lord :)

Hey, I'm a simple guy pleased by simple things.

My lovely bride figgered that out over 40yrs ago,

I'm working on it :)
 
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