Tim Oltersdorf
Active member
Our president tonight stated that Muslims are sports heroes. There you have it. Forget football, hockey, cage fighting and nude mud wrestling. Those are for wimps. Welcome to the newest entertainment extravaganza brought to you by our Islamic brothers in the Middle East The 2015 Terrorist Olympics! There are many thrill packed events such as mass shootings, synchronized suicide bombing, the Mecca bowing pentathlon, whippings, stoning, gymnastic beheading, screaming young male rioting, the 2,000 mile refugee run, caliphate calisthenics, the mosque crawl, burqa bowling and, for the less athletically gifted, speed beard growing. So get with the program America. Scream Allahu Akbar as the winners stand on the victor's platforms and as a shout of encouragement to all of those would be suicide bombers out there: don't forget to practice before you compete. Tim