Term Clarification

[Tim Oltersdorf]

There have been a number of terms bantered about in the media and on college campuses lately and they don't make any sense. Here are the correct definitions of these.
Triggers: Jewell, Bix & Andy, Kelbly, Shillen, Remington
Safe Place: The line after cease fire
Islamophobic: No matter how much you clean your barrel there is the sneaking suspicion there is a lot more grime present then you can see.
Racism: What you do when you are late to the line for the commence fire.
Global Warming: What your barrel does after 20 quick shots.
Income Inequality: What happens after you buy all the brass. powder, bullets, cleaning solutions, patches, new barrels, etc. that you need for the new season.
Barrel bomb: What happens when your hummer barrel gives up.
Middle East: The middle of a badly oriented range. You don't want to be there.
Progressive: One full number more on the powder measure; often with the same result: the load blows up.
I'll bet, given the bizarre and perverted thought processes of the practicers of our sport, that a few other definitions of common media terms might come to mind. Tim

 

[Dave Coots]

There have been a number of terms bantered about in the media and on college campuses lately and they don't make any sense. Here are the correct definitions of these.
Triggers: Jewell, Bix & Andy, Kelbly, Shillen, Remington
Safe Place: The line after cease fire
Islamophobic: No matter how much you clean your barrel there is the sneaking suspicion there is a lot more grime present then you can see.
Racism: What you do when you are late to the line for the commence fire.
Global Warming: What your barrel does after 20 quick shots.
Income Inequality: What happens after you buy all the brass. powder, bullets, cleaning solutions, patches, new barrels, etc. that you need for the new season.
Barrel bomb: What happens when your hummer barrel gives up.
Middle East: The middle of a badly oriented range. You don't want to be there.
Progressive: One full number more on the powder measure; often with the same result: the load blows up.
I'll bet, given the bizarre and perverted thought processes of the practicers of our sport, that a few other definitions of common media terms might come to mind. Tim

I'm sure that LRB Smallwood could write a book Tim.............

Later
Dave

 

[Tim Oltersdorf]

There you go, Dave. LRB: Scott Smallwood. I have also heard you referring to him as the DRB. I don't know whether you are calling attention to his mind or other areas of his body but I still rest my case. Tim