Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome
sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was
a night of bravado, a night of tall tales...
John, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It
had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Ben, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing. I was walking
down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare
hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't
even get a belly ache."
Old Bert, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the
campfire coals with his barefoot.
sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was
a night of bravado, a night of tall tales...
John, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest
cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It
had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Ben, from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing. I was walking
down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from
under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare
hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't
even get a belly ache."
Old Bert, the cowboy from Texas, remained silent, slowly stirring the
campfire coals with his barefoot.
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