Tim Oltersdorf
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Scott Hunter the NBRSA's Gulf coast director was shocked to learn that a pop tart after toasting bore an uncanny, some say identical, likeness to his face. It was immediately offered up for sale on E Bay and has been the subject of a bidding war between Lady Gaga and a mysterious North Korean. Why anyone would want this item is unknown but according to the CIA it must not fall into either one's clutches. Accordingly president Obama has ordered a Predator drone air strike on Scott's workshop. Unfortunately this resulted in the shop looking better then before the strike and the pop tart's whereabouts are now unknown but rumored to be somewhere in Pakistan. Tim
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