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JerrySharrett

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Her Diary:

Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with friends all day long so thought he was upset at the fact I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested we go someplace quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said 'Nothing'. I asked him if it was my fault he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that I had nothing to do with it and not to worry about it. On the way home I told him I love him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior and don't know why he didn't say 'I love you too'. When we got home I felt I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing else to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later he came to bed. But I still felt he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

rifle won't group, Can't figure out why
 
Ain't it the Truth!

Her Diary:

Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with friends all day long so thought he was upset at the fact I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested we go someplace quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said 'Nothing'. I asked him if it was my fault he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that I had nothing to do with it and not to worry about it. On the way home I told him I love him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior and don't know why he didn't say 'I love you too'. When we got home I felt I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing else to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later he came to bed. But I still felt he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

rifle won't group, Can't figure out why

Has happened 2 me 2 many times.................... :(
 
It happened to me, and I'm not even married
Her Diary:

Tonight I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with friends all day long so thought he was upset at the fact I was a bit late but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested we go someplace quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said 'Nothing'. I asked him if it was my fault he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that I had nothing to do with it and not to worry about it. On the way home I told him I love him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior and don't know why he didn't say 'I love you too'. When we got home I felt I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing else to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later he came to bed. But I still felt he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

rifle won't group, Can't figure out why
 
Contrary to popular female beliefs, there are many things of far greater importance. That said in the context of living with a female most will be detrimental to your sanity and likely your wallet.
 
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