Democrat,republican or redneck

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Are you a Democrat,a Republican,or a Redneck ?

Here is a little test that will help you decide


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah,

raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!’
 
I'm a redneck, but I'm thrifty and would hate to waste all that ammo. Once they're out of action and no longer a threat it's just a waste of ammunition. My thrifty (a fancy way of saying CHEAP) Scots-Irish nature maybe.... :D
 
bang

just one thos nut jobs are not worth two rounds.
 
you forgot the pig blood preferrably just before the first bang
 
Careful! If you offend the one with the "Delete" power he/she will exercise their power silencing the opposition, the Democrat way! Its a shame but it's become obvious that some moderator exercises the same bias and double standard the Mainstream media does.
stop the pc
vinny
 
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zippy06 said:
Vinny have you seen how the MSM is going after Rush? :confused:
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Diversion! They want us to take our eyes off the real picture, their social engineering project. Forget the fact that the stock market drops 200 point every time the "The Great One" opens his mouth. Forget the fact that he's made matters worse with his great ideas. Forget the fact that people are losing their life savings. "Close your eyes little ones and let us take care of you". guess what a***holes it's not working, not here anyway. Emanuel and the Clinton hacks are hoping the American people will forget all this and focus on "Big Bad Rush" and how mean he's being to our Savior. There's change you can believe in! Nothing changes if nothing changes.
stop the pc
vinny
 
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Vinny,
Are you a Texan trapped in New York? :D

Best,

Dan Batko

"Where are we going and why am I in this basket?"
 
If that's anything like being a Conservative in Education, then the answer is YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. God help me!
stop the pc
vinny
 
frey said:
...about bringing a knife to a gunfight.

Redneck here.
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Obama prefers tea and crumpets!
The Russians see him as a naive fool!!!!!!!!!! Lotta good diplomacy did there. That is, if you see capitulation as diplomacy.
stop the pc
vinny
 
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