Bigfoot captured by police at Midland shooting range

Tim Oltersdorf

Tim Oltersdorf

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Yesterday the Midland SWAT team assisted by local animal control officers successfully lured Sasquach also known as Bigfoot from the den he was holed up in beneath the Midland gun club stat house and captured the creature. Local authorities questioned gun club members as to why they had not reported the creature's presence sooner. Member Mike Conery stated" We didn't know he was there. Hell, you have seen past pictures of him always out of focus, half looking at you and taken from a distance. Besides he had shed all of his hair in the recent heat wave and looked like a skinny shot gun shooter with bad posture." When shown the 3 foot wide 20 foot long hole underneath the stat house its entrance littered with frog, lizard and snake bones and the numerous complaints of neighbors about a roaring noise at night that sounded like a badly out of tune diesel truck Conery replied " We all thought it was Larry Baggett."
Midland animal control plans to transport the creature to BAT Machine in Idaho where he was employed for years as a CNC operator before being accidentally shipped to Texas in a large order of rifle actions. "We sure miss him." A company representative stated. " I mean he was big and hairy. He continually was picking lice out of his fur and he loved to eat roadkill. But hey, that describes a lot of the locals in these parts." Tim
 
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Did they find anything about family members? Picture's of the wife, any thing like that?
 
Police were able to find a Mr. Chewbacca of the related Wookiee family who told them to contact BAT Machine. Animal control officers also found a folded picture of Gene Bukys in the den stained with multiple Bigfoot lip prints. When called by the Midland ACO's Gene refused to divulge any information. Tim
 
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Don't trust anything those creature's say. Some can barely speak english.
 
"shed all of his hair and looked like a skinny shotgun shooter with bad posture" and "numerous complaints of neighbors". Can only be one thing.

Men of France, hide your women and children, THE BAGGETT IS COMING!! THE BAGGETT IS COMING!!!

Good luck to all on the World Team

Ray
 
Baggets, boggarts, bigfoots and hobbits oh my...... sounds like you'se need to convene to Hogwarts.
 
Dear Teammate Tim

Bring some of that stuff you use along next week, your fellow teammate needs some. Still on the barrel hunt this weekend...........................

Later
Dave
 
Dave don't worry about a the barrels you have a real good shooter you just have to put that special lube on Larry Shinehorst and run him through several times and your good to go, don't worry about his clothes the moth holes will help catch the copper fouling.

hope all you guys to well across the water.

Ps pack Larry in a small carry on for the plan ride, just in case you need a life jacket.
 
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