Arnett to Testify Today

[Dave Coots]

Allan Arnett, to testify in Congress today following Roger Clements. After another 2 gun win in Florida, it became apparent that steriods could have played a part in yet another win by Arnett at the Winds of Manatee. The Benchrest Hall Of Fame shooter was unavailable for comments. Also, his trainer would not return our phone calls.

Another source indicates Mr. Arnett will enter the Tour de France next year.

 

[Dick Grosbier]

Yes it is turning into a long winter. Cabin fever runs rampant.
It has driven me out of maryland all the way south to Florida.

 

[Buddy Ross]

Arnett Steroids?

You couldn't tell that he'd bulked up any, but he had no trouble pickiing up all that lumber.;-)

 

[Dave Coots]

Buddy

That big old gray moustasche is a dead giveaway to steriod use

Dave

 

[JerrySharrett]

Where can I find me some of them steroids? I need em for the upcoming "Tour De Crawfish"

They are called 67 grain AA bullets and he better remember to bring me another 2 buckets of them to the Shamrock.

 

[Alan Warner]

Now that there is some funny s---, I don't care who ya are!!!

Alan