Another of Einstein's Theories

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Dennis Sorensen

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I received this in an email: I have copied and pasted it without the picture I received with it.

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 129 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA Connection.

This came to be known as...





Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty"...
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Good one Dennis :p! I'm going to send this to my older brother who is a real physics geek.
Jim
 
With large enough breasts the attraction might just be gravitational.
 
From Dr. Charles W. Finn

From my astute brother Charlie:

So in other words Einstein experienced "relative humidity", which is the sweat that runs down your back while making love to your cousin.
Jim
 
With a binary obit the attraction would....

Aw, nevermind.
 
I lol...

jimfinn said:
From my astute brother Charlie:

So in other words Einstein experienced "relative humidity", which is the sweat that runs down your back while making love to your cousin.
Jim
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..hadn't heard that one. Got me:)

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Let's see, they must curve light rays, as that
is all I can see, as the face doesn't register
IE, bigguns curve time and space, which Einstein
obviously used them to help figure it out. Ed
 
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