2012 Social Security Stimulus Package

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Keith Hansley
I just wanted to let everyone know-today I received my 2012 social Security stimulus Package.

It contained two watermelon seeds,a box of cornbread mix,10 KFC coupons,a prayer rug,and a machine to blow smoke up my butt---the directions are in Spanish

Hope you get yours soon


Keith in NC
 
Keith excuss me for being off topic here, but I actually see some of the same thing in this NEW MATH.....


The New, New Math

I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried... Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1960s:

1. Teaching Math In 1960s (when I was in school)
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1970s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1980s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for
$100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ? Yes or No

4. Teaching Math In 1990s
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 2000s
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok).

6. Teaching Math In 2011
Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.
 
I walked into a Mc D,s, and refilled my own coffee mug. The little girls at the register was puzzled and had to asked what to ring up. Another young girl looked at me and told her, all old people get their drinks for 1/2 off.
 
I walked into a Mc D,s, and refilled my own coffee mug. The little girls at the register was puzzled ...
I bought a Frapa-whatever to take to my sister from Starbucks. I paid with $2 bills. The lovely young lady barista actually ran around the building and stopped every other employee in the place from doing their jobs to excitedly show them the bills. She'd never seen one before. She was flat-out, little-girl-squealing excited about the whole thing.

You'd think I had handed her the reins to her very own unicorn.
 
Ben your lucky I have seen some who refuse them thinking that they are counterfeit.
If this stuff wasnt so true I would say it belonged on the humor thread, reading Hombre's thread I could laugh but the truth of it makes me want to cry.

"For English press 1"

In closing I lived in Phoenix for 3 years back in the mid 80's they passed a state law that said all official state correspondence would be in English "ONLY" nothing else.
You know I never heard any complaints back then, no protest no riots.

And finally I have a good friend who has a brother in law from Mexico (I dont know his legal status) who does not speak english, thing is he has been here for over 15 years. I asked him why he didnt speak english and he just shrugged.........
 
I just wanted to let everyone know-today I received my 2012 social Security stimulus Package. It contained two watermelon seeds,a box of cornbread mix,10 KFC coupons,a prayer rug,and a machine to blow smoke up my butt---the directions are in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon. Keith in NC

Keith, write them back. I got mine tomorrow and it had 3 mirrors. It said to use with the smoke.

Roy
 
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