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True story. DNA test results. Got mine a while back. Tried looking for any kin of my Grandmother. None so far. Born on a reservation so not much chance of her being born and it being recorded. More than likely squirted out under a bush somewhere. Got after the wife to get her DNA tested. Got...

Cell phone conversation. After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart, it’s Sue. I'm on the train. Yes, I...

Hank is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to...

Look good on the back of a tee shirt. :cool:

300 yards, with a Savage and factory loaded ammo? You're doing GOOD!!:cool: Start rolling you own ammo and you'll see the difference.

Not one POP or BANG in my area. I was very surprised but considering all the fires burning not too far from us and homes being burnt to the ground, makes sense. Rednecks playing by the rules. But after last October's Redwood Complex fire that killed a few people, the mandatory evacuations and...

"If even one person appreciates this I'll be satisfied" If you're happy with it, that's all that counts!! :cool:

Two Nuns. There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical(SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half...

Has to have something to do with being in the "older generation"?? Wife (of 55 years) mentioned to a friend that "we grew up together". Never considered it but she was right !! We more of less think the same, like the same things and don't put any strange expectations on each other. My job is to...

The way the world is going, life is too short NOT to laugh!! Keep smiling, folks will think you're up to something. Keep them guessing.

Missing Ex Wife The day after his ex-wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers. "We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your ex-wife," said one of the officers. "Tell me! Did you find...

The Engineer in Hell. An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and...

Preacher and the Cowboy A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas . After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar drink. Appalled, the...

Get the actual "measured chamber length" before you trim any brass. Chambers are usually around .020 longer that the max trim length. Know that measurement and you may never need to trim.

" I just hit the ignore button on the 2 offending parties ". IMHO, those two probably needed to hear what Billy Graham had to say more than anybody else.

Billy Graham. A real hard act to follow.

The all electric cars run somewhere between 250 and 300 miles before they need a recharge. Fine for City living. So you're out on the road, somewhere between plum and nearly and the battery goes dead. Then what? The tow service isn't free. The hybrid is a little different story. I do know of a...

If you're a lefty, shoot a right hand rifle with an ambi stock and get the feel of it. You just may like it and it may fit your needs. You'll never know till you try.

Wanted to try something different (for me). I'am right handed. Picked up a left hand repeater action, added a single shot adaptor and mounted it in an "ambi" stock. Loved it!! Ordered up a right hand thumb hole BR style stock, plugged the right hand bolt handle cut and recut it on the left side...

Do I regret how the ELECTED officials, we elected, have stolen from that pool of money,,,,,HELL YES!!!!! The worst part?? It ain't never gunna change!! The politicians hate the fact that there's $$ just sitting in a pool so, they take it out, leave an IOU, put it the general fund so they can...