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  1. Tim Oltersdorf

    Super Shoot 2022 The Last One at Kelbly's

    Greetings! Jim, I wish all of the Kelbly's a happy Christmas and a wonderful holiday season from 81 degree Texas. No roasting chestnuts over an open fire here. We just lay them on the sidewalk.
  2. Tim Oltersdorf

    Bah Humbug!

    Oh, OK. I was trying to give a satirical take on Christmas. I know and appreciate the true meaning of Christmas which is celebrating the birth of Jesus and the gathering together of family and friends. It is a bit hectic especially for Teresa my long suffering spouse. We missed the family...
  3. Tim Oltersdorf

    Bah Humbug!

    I always get a little grumpy this time of year. I am tired of saying Merry Christmas! What I realy want to say is Merry Genocide, Have a Happy Nuclear Winter or Look, It's the Holiday Tornado and it Hit Santa's Sleigh. Instead of stocking stuffers how about a nice shiny lump of plutonium...
  4. Tim Oltersdorf

    Tony Boyer Status?

    Damn! A "bleeding spine" may mean several things but most likely means what is called an epidural hematoma, a blood clot between the bone and the outer layer of tissue surrounding the spinal cord. The cause in Tony's case is trauma from an auto accident. This results in severe pain and various...
  5. Tim Oltersdorf

    Gary O'Cock

    Oops, i almost forgot Ah Joe Pipola. Now I remember who I forgot to mention. By now many of you will be familiar with the terms lab leak and gain-of-function experiments with respect to the Wuhan virology lab. These experiments have been going on in many countries for some time now. There was...
  6. Tim Oltersdorf

    Message From Federal

    Ammo, ammo everywhere but not a box to shoot I strongly feel that hoarding is the largest cause of the present ammo shortage. I am beginning to see a lot more loaded ammo in stores at exorbitant prices. Handgun ammo is plentiful if you shoot FMJ. The recent dramatic price surge in primer and to...
  7. Tim Oltersdorf

    Regulation Interpretation

    01 07 007 wtf This is classic federal ATF burocracy. Why have multiple designations when one would cover it all. I am going to get a 00LH license. I can barrel an AR but only a left handed one.
  8. Tim Oltersdorf

    Super Shoot 2022 The Last One at Kelbly's

    Yippi! Thanks Jim! I will try to be there. Tim
  9. Tim Oltersdorf

    Gary O'Cock

    My friends in the Arizona medical community have informed me that Gary has decided not only to change his sex but actually to change his species legally. I don't know what exact species he is changing to but I have heard several rumors. The most credible lists marsupial as his designated spirit...
  10. Tim Oltersdorf

    UPS joins anti-gun crowd

    Yes But I still get the feeling that UPS is anti-gun. They make you jump through unnecessary hoops to mail guns or especially gun related parts. Irregardless of individual different reactions to shipping guns etc. UPS still makes it difficult/impossible to ship this stuff. We mailed the bolt to...
  11. Tim Oltersdorf

    Guess Your Nut Size

    The British are coming! The British are coming! It looks like you may have a tool marked both by the bolt head and shaft size of the bolt. The British Whitworth sizing system uses the bolt shank size. These wrenches and sockets are familiar to anyone owning an old British motorcycle such as myself.
  12. Tim Oltersdorf

    UPS joins anti-gun crowd

    Today in Texas I tried to UPS an AR bolt to Shillen to headspace a new AR barrel at the local UPS outlet.After the clerk looked at the shipping address she told me that due to their UPS contract they would not ship any thing that is part of a gun or goes on a gun. I got the feeling that they...
  13. Tim Oltersdorf

    we need a humor forum.....until then

    What! Dave? Sick? Dave, I cannot find the sick post. I think you deleted it. I am sorry I missed it. Tim
  14. Tim Oltersdorf

    2021 NBRSA Group Nats Day 3-Al Auman wins HV100, Jeff Gaidos 2nd, Bob Scarbrough 3rd

    Wow! My respect goes out to all the shooters at the nationals but I especially want to mention Bob Scarbrough Jr. He came back from a serious stroke and now shoots a third place in the nationals! This is an astonishing accomplishment. One atta-boy for this one. Tim
  15. Tim Oltersdorf

    Aussies and USA

    They are a great group....of beer drinkers I have shot in Australia in a world match and shot alongside of Australians in matches in the USA. I dearly love this group of people. They are salt of the earth and excellent riflemen; just don't let them get into your beer stash as it will soon be...
  16. Tim Oltersdorf

    My new reamer

    In Back Off = limbo? For us of the great unwashed what does "in back off" mean?
  17. Tim Oltersdorf

    We Haven't Had A Good Car Thread In A While...........My '67 Chevelle

    Oily reply ebb, Boy I hear you there! I have owned many British motorcycles and have one now ,a 75 Norton 850 Interstate. All, and I mean all, leaked oil. That combined with their terrible Lucas electrical systems made them a maintenance nightmare. I got my first Japanese motorcycle a Honda...
  18. Tim Oltersdorf

    Wayne Campbell Joins the Me Too movement

    Those of you who have seen the cover of the May 2021 issue of Precision Rifleman should take note. Those who are familiar with the warped mind of our illustrious NBRSA President will notice that his hand is hidden behind Wayne's bottom doing god knows what. The look on Wayne's face confirms what...
  19. Tim Oltersdorf

    Kelbly rings screw sizes

    Holy ____ it's found me I want to make it clear that the toad in question does NOT refer to Mrs Kelbly who is a beautiful, intelligent and, like my Teresa, a tolerant saint. I was referring to Jim's actual pet toad Beelzebub whom Jim has trained to eat human flesh. Said toad has mysteriously...
  20. Tim Oltersdorf

    Flowers and showers at the Bluebonnet

    The annual Bluebonnet match is being held this weekend at the Dietz range in New Braunfels, TX. It is LV and sporter. The weather forecast calls for rain Friday and Saturday with no rain on Sunday. I encourage everyone to attend. Afterward go out, drink German beer and eat German food at the...
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