Recent content by Tim Oltersdorf

Gary Bristow won the recent two gun match in Midland under what could be charitably called trying conditions. The only explanation for this is the occult. Instead of selling his soul to satan it looks like Gary sold his hair. Also, why is Rusty wearing a dress over his jeans and Keven is seen...

Ask Jackie Schmidt. He has disassembled many a scope. He may have some sage advice for you.

Some lathes have half nuts that are adjustable for tightness on the lead screw. You might have to disassemble or remove the apron to get to them. If your lathe has this option you might try tightening them. This may fix your problem. If the nuts are badly damaged you may need to replace them...

Smoke crack? Not me. I only smoke loco weed. That is why I shoot group benchrest.

Dynamite. It works every time.

Three religious leaders a baptist minister, a catholic priest and a rabbi were discussing what they wanted people to say after death as they viewed their bodies . The baptist minister says he wanted them to say "He talked in tongues. He never drank alcohol, danced or played cards. He was a good...

Be sure your rail gun top is level. I suspect that even if the scope is level in the record condition dropping to the sighter position would move the scope towards whatever direction the top was canted towards. Despite many bad words directed towards it, magic incantations in Latin and banged up...

Excellent shooting Steve! Now, about that five bucks you owe me.

Recently I scanned my profile page looking for the usual death threats and noted that I had a reaction score of 67 and had 28 points. What do these numbers represent? Usually a score of 67 on a test means you flunked. 70-84 meant a grade of C. 85-92 was a B and 93-100 was an A. Later a more...

There you go again. You are incorrigible. Wait a minute. My head is exploding.

I never met Gary but judging from the above remarks he was a cut above the average type of person. Such people enrich us all. You all were blessed by knowing him. He probably left you a little smarter and happier by being your friend.

Don't forget the handstand to a back flip with a half twist. If you don't stick the landing the computer flashes FATAL ERROR!, erases all of your work and then shuts down for three hours. This was included in the last security upgrade you installed.

Mr. Antelopedunde I used to have great respect for you but now I find out you are an evil person. You are a punner. You purposely engage in the lowest form of human behavior the pun. You must enjoy watching peoples heads explode right after they look like that famous painting The Scream. After...

Thanks for the reply. That makes it clearer to my two remaining functioning neurons. Also thank you for saying you like my posts. That is a refreshing change from the many death threats and hate mail I usually get in response to my posts and that is just from my family. I recently was...

Most BR shooters use a bushing sizing die rather than one with a ball expander. Even with that some cases will lengthen with repeated shooting and may need occasional trimming.