Recent content by Nor Cal Mikie

Some people are born stupid!!

Elections have consequences. ;)

Eye problems. Diagnosed as Ocular Rectalitice. Something about your ocular and rectal muscles coming together and you end up with a crappy outlook on life. :(

A A little OT but, there are a few cities where outdoor cloths lines are outlawed. Got one. Come and TRY to take it down!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

A wife will never apologize. She'll just get into bed NAKED and see if you're still mad at her.

Rosie who and why should we care?? :(:(

Words to live by. Don't squat with your spurs on. When you're dancing with your honey and your nose is kinda runny, people think it's funny but it's not.

Life's way too short to sweat the small stuff!! You're only going around one time, (unless you're Shirley Mac Lane) so you better make the best of it!! (Nor Cal Mikie) ;)

Got a kid in middle Minnesota that sent me a picture of her out for a morning walk in 3*?:eek: I thought I taught her better than that!! On top of that, it was -11* that night? Guess she'll never learn. :oops: Was that an earthquake I just felt?? When we have a quake, I just tell the wife "I...

I think trump took care of the global warming thing??? Ask the folks in Alabama, Georgia and parts of Florida. ;) ;)

Funny that you don't need a medical degree to figure THAT out. Did work on an old Dr's car that got towed into the shop. I mentioned that I thought it would be interesting being a Dr. His reply? "You ARE a Dr. A car Dr". Guess he was right. Figure out what's wrong with it and FIX IT!! Listen to...

Got a doctor that both the wife and I see. Good guy to talk with. Keeps telling me I should go to work with him cause I pretty much know what goes on and how to prevent medical problems. If it hurts when you do that, DON'T DO THAT!! Asked him what does HE do in his spare time? (thinking...