Not everything is Trump's fault. He didn't make you git purple hair. It's the first sign of a mental disease. TDS. And hating Merica.
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But it took 2 times to figure it out??? Some folks are hard learners.
Kinda like getting bit by a dog.
You put your hand out and the dog bites you, it's the dog's fault.
You put your hand out AGAIN and the dog bites you, It's YOUR fault.
Using the same dog analogy is wrong and incorrect. Not every dog will bite. Even when it's barking it's head off.But it took 2 times to figure it out??? Some folks are hard learners.
Kinda like getting bit by a dog.
You put your hand out and the dog bites you, it's the dog's fault.
You put your hand out AGAIN and the dog bites you, It's YOUR fault.
A stupid women barking your head off is a lot different. And as they say don't judge a book....
So it was not the same woman. And they were years apart and years different.
Some people are married 3 or 4 times. Sometimes they marry the same person twice.....
Fact remains. Back to your story. A misspell ruined a marriage. That is a very BIG Warning sign. Just GIT out of there. NO reason to spend anymore money. You can't fix it....
But, you can train a dog.....
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Sorry. Can't sympathies with you. Only been married once and that is to the same lady for 61 years. NEVER had any issues. Best thing that EVER happened to me!!!
My job now it to keep an eye on her and her health. Don't want to lose her any time soon.
Had a sister that was married 4 times. She always said she attracted AZZ holes.
Looking back, every one of her husbands were pretty nice guys. After doing a little thinking, just maybe SHE was the problem???
My job now it to keep an eye on her and her health. Don't want to lose her any time soon.
Had a sister that was married 4 times. She always said she attracted AZZ holes.
Looking back, every one of her husbands were pretty nice guys. After doing a little thinking, just maybe SHE was the problem???
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Suzie Smith stood up and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, was in a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating, and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
A muffled gasp arose from the men in the congregation as the thought of the pain poor Phil must have experienced sank in.
"Phil was hurt so badly that he couldn't even hold me or the kids," Suzie continued. "Every movement caused terrible pain. We prayed when his doctors performed the delicate operation required to repair the extensive damage. Luckily they were able to piece the crushed and broken remnants of Phil's scrotum together and wrap it in wire to hold everything in place."
Again, the male half of the congregation squirmed uncomfortably, cringing at the thought of what Phil went through.
"Today," Suzie announced in a quivering voice, "Thanks to the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital. His doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
A great sigh of relief arose from the pews. The shaken pastor stood and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He looked around the congregation and said, "I'm Phil." The entire assembly held its collective breath.
"I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."
A muffled gasp arose from the men in the congregation as the thought of the pain poor Phil must have experienced sank in.
"Phil was hurt so badly that he couldn't even hold me or the kids," Suzie continued. "Every movement caused terrible pain. We prayed when his doctors performed the delicate operation required to repair the extensive damage. Luckily they were able to piece the crushed and broken remnants of Phil's scrotum together and wrap it in wire to hold everything in place."
Again, the male half of the congregation squirmed uncomfortably, cringing at the thought of what Phil went through.
"Today," Suzie announced in a quivering voice, "Thanks to the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital. His doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
A great sigh of relief arose from the pews. The shaken pastor stood and tentatively asked if anyone else had anything to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He looked around the congregation and said, "I'm Phil." The entire assembly held its collective breath.
"I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum."
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News just in. Someone at a track meet has been shot with a starting pistol and beaten with a relay baton.
Police think it's race related!
Police think it's race related!