I remember a day some 40+ years ago, when I rubbed my first 2 fingers on each side of my nose and then wiped them on my mothers glasses. Really irritated her.
I also wore glasses and awoke the next morning to find them covered in Vaseline. That took about 30 minutes for me to clean off. Not any comparison to having peanut butter crammed into your ears but it was Wilbur's comment about payback that raised up that memory....