WARNING!!! Peanut Butter Fail!!

I don't think that was a fail but rather a success beyond all intent. I would like very much to tell the story about how we paid her back but can't do it here because...well...just because. It was a bittersweet payback that haunts me day and night....sorry I brought it up.
 
adds a whole new meaning to "jam up and jelly tight"....

wilbur...that woman had a great mind.......

mike in co
 
I remember a day some 40+ years ago, when I rubbed my first 2 fingers on each side of my nose and then wiped them on my mothers glasses. Really irritated her.
I also wore glasses and awoke the next morning to find them covered in Vaseline. That took about 30 minutes for me to clean off. Not any comparison to having peanut butter crammed into your ears but it was Wilbur's comment about payback that raised up that memory....
 
Shame on you, Vern! Surely you know that nose oil is reserved for lubricating the spigot on your best fly rod.
 
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