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If it lasts for more then 4 hours go to the ER

Does this stuff work on certain specific tumescences? Just scientific curiosity.
 
From the article: "Our sources say Tessica's hired an attorney and is weighing her legal options against Gorilla Glue. We're told the label on the product she used says do not use on eyes, skin or clothing ... with no mention of hair, which Tessica feels is misleading."

I notice that Gorilla Glue also doesn't warn against eating it or using it as shaving cream or as a douche.
 
sinking islands

How bought the rep. in washington , I dont remember which state, said if you pile up too much military hardware on an island it will sink. Elected official. Doug
 
glue in your hair????

If you or I were this stupid would we tell anybody??? I know i wouldn't. i would carry this to the grave.
 
This makes me think about the IDIOTS rushing the Capital Building. Like my Momma always told me, just because a bunch of STUPID folks were jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, would you jump too?

As far as the Gorilla Glue? An ample supply should be applied between her legs. STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED!!
The only REAL problem?(besides her being as dumb as a box of rocks) Some ambulance chasing attorney will take it to court. It's a $$$ thing you know.:rolleyes:
 
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I think she's onto something a permanent hair design, no more hair loss, no more hair dresser fees and easy to wash with just a bar of soap!
 
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