I got this in the mail

i have been told, that return postage is paid by the sender, if you refuse the mail.
sooooooooooooooooo
tape it to a brick and they pay 1st class rates for its return.
 
How they get your address? Better get some garlic and wear around your neck

It was addressed to Jackie Schmidt, which of course, is not my official name, which is James T Schmidt. Jackie is a nickname I picked up at a very early age, around 2 or 3.

So the Hidabeast's campaign probably thinks "Jackie Schmidt" is a female. They would definetally be in for a shock.
 
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