Thanks a lot Francis!!! I have enough problems taking care of this mountainside dump that I live in. Whatever possessed me to move north I'll never know. Momentary lapse of reason with a lot of brain damage thrown in, because you have to have a LOT of brain damage living in this God forsaken place. Anybody with any brains lives below the Mason-Dixon line. Bad enough I have to go find me a 450lb Maine farm girl to twitch out about 10 cord of wood. Weather is not cold enough to use the skidder because it leaves too many ruts in the woods. Just hook her up in this special harness that I have with a stick mounted on her shoulder pointing ahead about 2 feet with a Twinkie attached to a string just ahead of her mouth. Just like in the episode of the 3 Stooges when they traded their diner for a racehorse and Larry was the horse's jockey and they were at the racetrack and Curly accidently thought he was feeding the horse peanuts but they were actually hot pepperinos. Remember the horse was going the wrong way and Moe & Curly grabbed that motorcycle with the sidecar and they grabbed a long pole with a water bucket and they went around the track with the bucket attached to the pole so that the horse was chasing the water bucket. Same idea! Works great, don't have to waste money on diesel, good for the environment, so many benefits. LMAO!
Correction Mr. Palman, New Vineyard. You know it's funny that u mentioned that I shot a manly 9. The last match I screwed up at 100 yards after winning the 200 yarder at Palmetto, I shot 2 nines, not manly but 9's never the less after shooting 3 50&5's and a 4 then a 48-1X. Brain fart once more not paying attention to the 2 probes when I saw that they were pegged to the left, but I shot anyway! I'll never learn. As Bob Brooks always says, I SUCK!if you want ANY moderation in snow and cold you need to live Portland or below or along the Atlantic coast. You shot a "manly 9" when you picked North New Portland!!! That, baby, is snow country.
Now that's ingenuity!
