Club match time czar
I purpose a solution to this confusion: the appointment of an official club match time czar. We need a stimulus package of say 30- 50 billion dollars for studies running a minimum of 1500 pages from 50 committees stating that the starting time for the match should be racially, religiously, sexually and age related neutral. No one will be forced to get up earlier or later then convenient for them to make the match. The target crew will have card check unionization and paved sidewalks will need to be placed with guard rails out to 200 yards for any mobility impaired shooters to set their flags as a side regulation incidentally included in the new 500 page guide as how to accomplish the starting time compliance codes. The match director, referees and target scorer must submit to a background check, drug testing and body cavity search on a random basis or face a $3,800 fine. The club must pass an EPA inspection to ensure that no endangered species such as hunter class shooters are harmed and the scoring computer must be wind or solar energy powered or pay a $1,000 carbon credit tax. Concerned shooters who overhear any grumbling about these new rules are encouraged to bring them to the attention of the czar along with the description, name and license plate number of the person complaining. Best of all these new regulations will be revenue neutral. Remember, the czar knows best. Tim