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And with good reason!

Glen, After I retired I took a part time job with the government. It was with an obscure branch called " The committee for the common good". Our job was to identify and thwart threats to human civilization. We intervened and directed the downfall of many threats to modern humankind. Well, you have made the short list. The blocking of your e-mail is the first step we always take to ensure the likes of people like you don't spread their perverted philosophical poison to the rest of civilization. Rest assured we will always remain vigilant in our sacred duty to guard the weak and helpless from Glen Chism. Tim
 
Is it Something I said?

Why, Tim and Dusty, is it something I said?........I was thinking of calling on both of you as references on my retirement job application as community Organizer.

Glenn
 
Glen, Dusty and I both like you. It is a male rule that you trash talk those you respect and admire. Rest assured that this is all in fun and we don't mean it at all. That being said, you might get together with your wife and the Dept of Homeland Security who have you on the don't fly, don't talk or even think list. Tim
 
Yeah

Tim...I know a Rib when I see one. Wouldn't have it any other way. If I get that job as Community organizer, i would like to have you and Dusty heading up my outreach program in the Muslim Sector.:D



Glenn
 
Chism G said:
Tim...I know a Rib when I see one. Wouldn't have it any other way. If I get that job as Community organizer, i would like to have you and Dusty heading up my outreach program in the Muslim Sector.:D



Glenn
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Glen, Thanks for the job offer. Count me in. I am going to start job training at the next match. Every time I fire a good group I am going to shout Allahu Akbar, fire a few shots into the air then go and grope any female member of the target crew I see showing their naked ankles or wrists. Tim
 
Tim Oltersdorf said:
Glen, Thanks for the job offer. Count me in. I am going to start job training at the next match. Every time I fire a good group I am going to shout Allahu Akbar, fire a few shots into the air then go and grope any female member of the target crew I see showing their naked ankles or wrists. Tim
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Ha,ha...should be an interesting match Dr Tim. May help attract new members. I'll make sure I bring my camera. Now back to my original post. I am trying to help a friend sell a rifle, if I can figure out how to list it in the classifieds. I can post on the forum but I cant post ads in the classifieds. I'll send Wilbur an E-mail.



Glenn
 
Count me in too. Being a community organizer has always been my job of choice. Im ready to hold a draw muhammed contest- smoke em out!
 
Classified's unblocked

It worked today. It could be the works of Tim "The Tantrum" Oltersdorf. There is a story about Dr Tim that goes along with the alias, "The tantrum". I will reserve it for a most opportune occasion. besides,what are friends for?:D



Glenn
 
WAAA I want what I want NOW!

Oh no ,Glen. Not the tantrum label. Rather then tantrum, acting out, being a jerk, cursing the gods etc. couldn't you use terms like passionate about our sport, driven to succeed, goal oriented or similar labels? You have to realize that I am a victim of "affluenza" and as such am not responsible for my actions. Tim
 
another Texan

Tim Oltersdorf said:
Oh no ,Glen. Not the tantrum label. Rather then tantrum, acting out, being a jerk, cursing the gods etc. couldn't you use terms like passionate about our sport, driven to succeed, goal oriented or similar labels? You have to realize that I am a victim of "affluenza" and as such am not responsible for my actions. Tim
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looking to get special treatment. Oh well.........
 
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David, Thats right; me and Islam. Before you know it you will be singing my praises and that dog of yours will be wearing a burka. Tim
 
Tantrum

Tim Oltersdorf said:
Oh no ,Glen. Not the tantrum label. Rather then tantrum, acting out, being a jerk, cursing the gods etc. couldn't you use terms like passionate about our sport, driven to succeed, goal oriented or similar labels? You have to realize that I am a victim of "affluenza" and as such am not responsible for my actions. Tim
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Tim..I apologize for my choice of of the Word “Tantrum”. I grew up on the poor side of town. i used to hear my Grand Ma use the word “Tantrum”. to describe bizarre behavior. When she really wanted to get her point across, she would use the word “Hissy Fit”. I was afraid to ask her why she talked like that. We really didn’t think much about it. I will concede to your wishes and offer another,hopefully more agreeable response. The enthusiasm you exhibit is the epitome of passion mixed with a sprinkling of affluenza, A debilitating ailment ,the affects ,of which, are unlike anything I’ve ever witnessed at a Benchrest match. I enjoy the jokes man. You da man. You are a credit to this Sport. Hope to see you at Tomball.



Glenn
 
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