I would encourage anyone who is attending the Cactus to book a room ASAP. The last I heard the only room available is the ayatollah suite at motel 6. To book it you must have a beard at least one foot in length. It does, however, come with a mob of angry men who follow you everywhere and will erupt in fury if you shoot a large group. The next nearest rooms are in Syria where the 6 am wake up call is an artillery barrage. They only accept payment in plastic explosives or cartons of cigarettes. The reason for the room shortage is the multitude of other events occurring at the same time in Phoenix. The Valley of the Sun is hosting the annual naked saguaro cactus climbing championship, the I-25 bumper car derby, the hot air balloon antiaircraft gun shoot and the Scottsdale golf ugly legs in loud Bermuda shorts contest just to name a few. So be sure to book now. You still have over a month to grow that beard. Tim