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A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked,

"Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left."

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're chitting me, right?

You can't even find the Post Office."

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A bit of golf humor....



Ed met Betty while on a singles cruise and fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they both lived in the same town only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic! He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Betty to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Betty was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Betty to a fine restaurant.

While having cocktails and waiting for their salads, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like to have a serious talk with you before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Betty took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed took a long pause and said, “I’ll bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

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HOMESICK SNOWBIRD - - -
At The Villages in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a
parked car that read:
"I miss Chicago."
Someone broke the window, stole the radio, shot out all four tires,
added a Biden bumper sticker and left a note that read:
"Hope this helps."