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Thread: we need a humor forum.....until then

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    "I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids"

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at
    him. She says, 'Hello.'

    He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

    She replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

    So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
    I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
    my butt with wet celery?'

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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    It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub
    It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house
    The difference is staggering!

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    I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it also tells me why I wanted to go there.

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    Last edited by antelopedundee; 10-05-2022 at 11:28 PM.

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