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    USA world team to compete as trans-gender shooters

    In a stunning announcement the USA world team has announced that at the next world match they will compete as transgender athletes. "Hell, we are all getting older and our testosterone levels are therefore low enough so I say why not" stated Wayne Campbell team president. The only team member not born in the Cretaceous era to protest the decision was Gary Bristow. In a generous display of sportsmanship the other team members voted to let Gary compete as a male as long as he agreed to wear only a diaper and carry a baby rattle to the bench. VP Kamala Harris issued a press statement praising the decision as a brave step for gender equality in the toxic male dominated sport . She urged the members to change the team jackets to cute cashmere sweaters without pockets and to ditch the baseball caps for wigs and pink "pussy hats". President Joe Biden added his agreement in a speech where he said " I'm Joe Bison..er..uh..um...Joe..(long pause and eye squinting)...you know that guy...and this will address climate change." He then wandered off to sniff the hair of some secret service agents.

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    There I was, gleefully reading as how Penn's Lia Thomas got displaced by Yale's mutant and you popped out ("showed??") and brought reality crashing in....... Shame on you Dr T

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    Nothing more to say than

    Loved it TO.

    On a side note. My GF got an email from our Provincial Government and it appears what is happening is when a letter or email is signed, they also have a line where you state how you would like to be referred to as.

    In other words, he, she, her, him, etc etc.....

    Augh......you kidding me.

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    Unfortunately

    Quote Originally Posted by CYanchycki View Post
    Loved it TO.

    On a side note. My GF got an email from our Provincial Government and it appears what is happening is when a letter or email is signed, they also have a line where you state how you would like to be referred to as.

    In other words, he, she, her, him, etc etc.....

    Augh......you kidding me.

    they are NOT kidding

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    No special accommodations needed

    Tim, Gary is perfectly fine with loading in a She Shed so there is no need to make any special accommodations just for him. He's already conflicted enough without us drawing additional attention towards him... or her... or whatever... LOL
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    Wink You may have got it wrong Dr Tim

    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Oltersdorf View Post
    In a stunning announcement the USA world team has announced that at the next world match they will compete as transgender athletes. "Hell, we are all getting older and our testosterone levels are therefore low enough so I say why not" stated Wayne Campbell team president. The only team member not born in the Cretaceous era to protest the decision was Gary Bristow. In a generous display of sportsmanship the other team members voted to let Gary compete as a male as long as he agreed to wear only a diaper and carry a baby rattle to the bench. VP Kamala Harris issued a press statement praising the decision as a brave step for gender equality in the toxic male dominated sport . She urged the members to change the team jackets to cute cashmere sweaters without pockets and to ditch the baseball caps for wigs and pink "pussy hats". President Joe Biden added his agreement in a speech where he said " I'm Joe Bison..er..uh..um...Joe..(long pause and eye squinting)...you know that guy...and this will address climate change." He then wandered off to sniff the hair of some secret service agents.
    I heard that one had changed status to nonbinary

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