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    I just am not sure

    At Larry's funeral yesterday the service was packed with benchrest shooters. This is a well deserved tribute showing how well he was loved by members of the sport. In private conversations after the...
  2. HOF swamped by applications from the Metaverse

    The benchrest hall of fame was recently swamped by virtual reality goggle wearing shooters claiming to have gained membership competing in Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse. "I piloted my autonomous ...
  3. USA world team to compete as trans-gender shooters

    In a stunning announcement the USA world team has announced that at the next world match they will compete as transgender athletes. "Hell, we are all getting older and our testosterone levels are...
  4. Kelbly new year's resolutions

    Deleted by Tim. reason: Jim or George might put a hit out on me.
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    Wrong number

    Wait, wait! Isn't that the number for the Midland Center for Those Suffering From Reptile Necromancy? Cecil has been an inpatient there for years but I think he is an outpatient now. I hope he hasn't...
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    It Depends

    It depends where you are living.
    US cities run by democrats: Body armor.
    Africa: Watch out for anything living. It is probably going to kill you.
    Australia: Ditto. Be especially wary of an...
  7. Greetings!

    Jim, I wish all of the Kelbly's a happy Christmas and a wonderful holiday season from 81 degree Texas. No roasting chestnuts over an open fire here. We just lay them on the sidewalk.
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    Oh, OK.

    I was trying to give a satirical take on Christmas. I know and appreciate the true meaning of Christmas which is celebrating the birth of Jesus and the gathering together of family and friends. It is...
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    Bah Humbug!

    I always get a little grumpy this time of year. I am tired of saying Merry Christmas! What I realy want to say is Merry Genocide, Have a Happy Nuclear Winter or Look, It's the Holiday Tornado and it...
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    Damn!

    A "bleeding spine" may mean several things but most likely means what is called an epidural hematoma, a blood clot between the bone and the outer layer of tissue surrounding the spinal cord. The...
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    Oops, i almost forgot

    Ah Joe Pipola. Now I remember who I forgot to mention. By now many of you will be familiar with the terms lab leak and gain-of-function experiments with respect to the Wuhan virology lab. These...
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    Ammo, ammo everywhere but not a box to shoot

    I strongly feel that hoarding is the largest cause of the present ammo shortage. I am beginning to see a lot more loaded ammo in stores at exorbitant prices. Handgun ammo is plentiful if you shoot...
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    01 07 007 wtf

    This is classic federal ATF burocracy. Why have multiple designations when one would cover it all. I am going to get a 00LH license. I can barrel an AR but only a left handed one.
  14. Yippi!

    Thanks Jim! I will try to be there. Tim
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    Gary O'Cock

    My friends in the Arizona medical community have informed me that Gary has decided not only to change his sex but actually to change his species legally. I don't know what exact species he is...
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    Yes But

    I still get the feeling that UPS is anti-gun. They make you jump through unnecessary hoops to mail guns or especially gun related parts. Irregardless of individual different reactions to shipping...
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    The British are coming! The British are coming!

    It looks like you may have a tool marked both by the bolt head and shaft size of the bolt. The British Whitworth sizing system uses the bolt shank size. These wrenches and sockets are familiar to...
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    UPS joins anti-gun crowd

    Today in Texas I tried to UPS an AR bolt to Shillen to headspace a new AR barrel at the local UPS outlet.After the clerk looked at the shipping address she told me that due to their UPS contract they...
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    What! Dave? Sick?

    Dave, I cannot find the sick post. I think you deleted it. I am sorry I missed it. Tim
  20. Wow!

    My respect goes out to all the shooters at the nationals but I especially want to mention Bob Scarbrough Jr. He came back from a serious stroke and now shoots a third place in the nationals! This is...
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    They are a great group....of beer drinkers

    I have shot in Australia in a world match and shot alongside of Australians in matches in the USA. I dearly love this group of people. They are salt of the earth and excellent riflemen; just don't...
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    In Back Off = limbo?

    For us of the great unwashed what does "in back off" mean?
  23. Oily reply

    ebb, Boy I hear you there! I have owned many British motorcycles and have one now ,a 75 Norton 850 Interstate. All, and I mean all, leaked oil. That combined with their terrible Lucas electrical...
  24. Wayne Campbell Joins the Me Too movement

    Those of you who have seen the cover of the May 2021 issue of Precision Rifleman should take note. Those who are familiar with the warped mind of our illustrious NBRSA President will notice that his...
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    Holy ____ it's found me

    I want to make it clear that the toad in question does NOT refer to Mrs Kelbly who is a beautiful, intelligent and, like my Teresa, a tolerant saint. I was referring to Jim's actual pet toad...
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