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    No one is quite sure how it happened, but one time the pope was accidentally booked to speak at a Star Trek convention, the largest in the world. There was a great deal of commotion at the Vatican when the mistake was discovered, and it has to be said that more than a few heads rolled.

    There were recriminations, and counter-accusations, and firings, and consultants brought in, and in short “quite a time” was had by all. The reason for all the dismay had to do with the contract that had been signed, and sealed. The terms of the contract stipulated some things that would be very embarrassing to the Vatican if they were to cancel the appearance, even more embarrassing than the embarrassment of having the pope speak there at all.

    The individual who had negotiated the whole deal had quit shortly after the last contract had been signed, and he was now down the road. More than a few people suspected that the whole thing had been done deliberately.

    After a few weeks of seeking in vain for a solution, the head of scheduling said, “No sense putting it off any longer. We have to go speak to the holy father, and ask him what he would like us to do.”

    The others agreed, shaking their heads sadly. “What do you think he will do?” one of them asked. “I think he will be deeply saddened,” another said, and all the others agreed with this.

    And so, after they had explained the whole debacle to him, the pope surprised them all. “Oh, I can go,” he said.

    “You won’t feel out of place?” one of them managed to ask.

    “Oh, no,” the pope answered. “I’m used to speaking to 35-year-old virgins.”
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    What Went Wrong?

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    Birthday?

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    Saskatchewan Logic


    Saskatchewan Fire Insurance Quotation

    A man and his wife moved back home to Saskatchewan from Vancouver.
    The wife had a wooden leg, and to insure it in BC was $2000 a year!
    When they arrived in Saskatchewan, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
    The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "That'll be $39."
    The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Saskatchewan to insure because it cost him $2000 in BC!
    The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says:
    Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.
    I always did find Saskatchewan's logic far superior to most others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doghunter View Post
    Wow, over 1 million views of this thread.

    A good chuckle is supposed to be healthy so keep up the great work people.

    I also like to fish in the lake in the background near my house.

    Caught a yummy trout when testing a new lure :-)

    Fishing and shooting down under. You all keep safe!

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    * doggie *

    No pic.

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    "attachment invalid" (sounds vaguely paedophilic)

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    Quote Originally Posted by antelopedundee View Post
    No pic.
    I dunno what went wrong so I have deleted this until I figure out what went wrong. It was just a picture of a trout that I caught in the lake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alinwa View Post
    "attachment invalid" (sounds vaguely paedophilic)
    Lol, attachments can be a problem. I attached a barrel tuner to my annie and had a heck of a time finding a decent setting, cost me a brick of Tenex.

    As for the pedos, just take them out to the bush and let fate take it's course :-)

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