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    Michigan Starting to Re-Open

    Great news- for me. US 23 through Omer and through Au Gres is open, the bridges are repaired or deemed safe. So, we can again drive to East Tawas from home this coming Saturday for the re-scheduled opening salvo of benchrest rifles. We will have a 100 yard score match starting at 10:00AM.
    Hereís a score card for Gretchen Hitlerís return to normal. We still canít get our hair cut or nails filed. However we can get our teeth fixed. Why is that? Oh wait. Her husband is a dentist. The pieces are falling into place. And quit drinking that beer out of a deposit required beer can. The same is true of soda pop out of a soda pop can. We canít return our empties until June 15. I canít explain that one but Iím thinking.

    Stay tuned for the news of Harrisonís first BR match, and road reports on June 16 as US10 over the Tittabawasee River is down to one lane cause by the failure of two dams. Michigan is in a bad way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBecigneul View Post
    Hereís a score card for Gretchen Hitlerís return to normal. We still canít get our hair cut or nails filed. However we can get our teeth fixed. Why is that? Oh wait. Her husband is a dentist.
    All things aside, Francis, I would trust a dentist to be better trained and equipped to deal with infectious disease Control than a barber or nail salon tech. You can live without a haircut or getting your nails painted, but good oral care can mitigate some pretty major health concerns.

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    Who says is can get by without having my nails done and my toenails arenít anywhere near my mouth or nose. My tattooed hair lady is as clean as my back room dentist. We can talk about this Saturday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBecigneul View Post
    Who says is can get by without having my nails done and my toenails arenít anywhere near my mouth or nose. My tattooed hair lady is as clean as my back room dentist. We can talk about this Saturday.
    I would rather talk to your tattooed hair lady 😳

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBecigneul View Post
    Who says is can get by without having my nails done and my toenails arenít anywhere near my mouth or nose. My tattooed hair lady is as clean as my back room dentist. We can talk about this Saturday.
    Yea! What Francis said.
    I got a question for all you smart guys.

    If a fart can get through your sphincter, an a**hole, two butt cheeks, your underwear, and your jeans,
    what makes you think that a face mask will keep you from getting Covid19?

    Just axing...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zippy06 View Post
    Yea! What Francis said.
    I got a question for all you smart guys.

    If a fart can get through your sphincter, an a**hole, two butt cheeks, your underwear, and your jeans,
    what makes you think that a face mask will keep you from getting Covid19?

    Just axing...?
    Have you tried a face mask to stop a fart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdean View Post
    Have you tried a face mask to stop a fart?
    Haven't intentionally tried, but can say it won't stop one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdean View Post
    Have you tried a face mask to stop a fart?
    No.
    20 min in a face mask gave me a sinus infection 2 X now.

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    I had to wear won

    Quote Originally Posted by zippy06 View Post
    No.
    20 min in a face mask gave me a sinus infection 2 X now.
    yesterday to go into a restaurant to pick up take out. In 10 minutes I could barely breathe through the moisture soaked thing. I finally took it off. The do make a good way to try and hide your identity from the police when you riot though, as evidenced by the pics from NYC and other big cities. What does it matter, you get arrested and some hollywood star or starlit bails you out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zippy06 View Post
    No.
    20 min in a face mask gave me a sinus infection 2 X now.
    Tim, if you are going to use your worn out BVDís to make a mask, might want to run them through the Maytag first.

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