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  1. #76
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    Gin

    When I was still in high school there were rumors about Gin that we belieived. Supposedly mixing with coke, 7 Up or whatever, it could not be detected on your breath. You could walk around public functions, dances, concerts (Fats Domino) whatever, and you were safe.

    The only libido you were concerned with was your date....I never needed anything.

    I was the walking, talking hormone that father's never wanted to see ,let alone let thier daughter into my car.

    So much for Gin.

    Mort

    For various reasons, my 16-year-old granddaughter came to live with us for 2 years. She was/is really pretty, and I got it all back in spades.

    She really took my heart away

    What goes around comes around.
    Last edited by dmort; 08-13-2019 at 09:17 AM.

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    I'm 75. didn't really feel all that old until a nurse asked me if i feel safe at home.

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    Passing gas with impunity......

    Is really not a good idea any more. You should take a moment or two to consider the true characteristics of said emission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vtmarmot View Post
    Is really not a good idea any more. You should take a moment or two to consider the true characteristics of said emission.
    Guy's fart and women toot....we pee and they go tinkle.

    Mort

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    And a woman once told me......

    Men perspire, horses sweat, and women glisten.

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    That's a good one.

    Mort

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmort View Post
    women toot.
    Some like a brewery horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilbur View Post
    I just wrote this to a friend.... "Golden Years" is a joke that's never funny. When we're younger it sounds like something special but when we're "Golden" we discover that the term was a big joke and it ain't funny. I suppose it is, but you have to say it and laugh really fast.
    REALLY fast, or not at all......depending.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie schmidt View Post
    LOL

    Butch, several years ago a bunch of us were at a Nationals, (Dr Tim, John Horn, Scott Hunter, Dickey P Etc), and this subject came up. John Horn called it “Blue Steel”, and would make it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.”

    I laughed for an hour.
    That's funny cuz I heard of a gal referring to getting some as getting her cat scratched!

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    When you're over 70, "getting a little action" means a good bowel movement!

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    Getting a little action, so that is what they mean!!!!! OH WELL it knocks the stuffing out of what I was thinking.

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    And trust me, all I do is think!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheygriz View Post
    When you're over 70, "getting a little action" means a good bowel movement!



    Agreed

    A good sh.t is one of the most underrated pleasures in life . At any age.



    Glenn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chism G View Post
    Agreed

    A good sh.t is one of the most underrated pleasures in life . At any age.



    Glenn
    Something that's definitely better given or left rather than taken!

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    Talking

    At my last doctors appointment I was told that I need to drink a little red wine because it`s good for you, and at age 74 my doctor told me that I probably needed a testosterone boost. My reply was that it was alcohol and testosterone that got me into most of the trouble I have been in, and that I`m content to sit on the porch and let the other dogs chase the cars.
    Last edited by cootrp3; 08-20-2019 at 05:04 PM.

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