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    Look before you leap

    Three vampire brothers were arguing over which was the best vampire. The oldest said watch this, took off at 100mph and was back in a flash with blood on his mouth. He pointed to a local castle and...
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    I don't care if you don't do that anymore. I want the full experience.

    Glen, I shoot a .268 neck and the neck thickness on Norma brass is too thin for this neck thickness chamber. You can shoot it without turning the necks. You could probably use it with .267 or .266...
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    Buffalo People

    The common misconception of the American Bison is that of a peaceful herbivore grazing upon prairie grass a symbol of the American West with its visage on the nickel. The mention of this animal...
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    Come on now

    Look. Everybody makes mistakes even Jussie. He shouldn't beat himself up about it. (Quote on a poster).
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    And he was a radiologist

    That was a very nice eulogy Al. Now I have some ammo to show the many bloodthirsty mobs clamoring for your pelt.
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    Motels

    Do you have any information about which motels are shooters staying at? The hotel in Anthem is booked up. Others in Happy Valley are charging $300+/night.
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    I just am not sure

    At Larry's funeral yesterday the service was packed with benchrest shooters. This is a well deserved tribute showing how well he was loved by members of the sport. In private conversations after the...
  8. HOF swamped by applications from the Metaverse

    The benchrest hall of fame was recently swamped by virtual reality goggle wearing shooters claiming to have gained membership competing in Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse. "I piloted my autonomous ...
  9. USA world team to compete as trans-gender shooters

    In a stunning announcement the USA world team has announced that at the next world match they will compete as transgender athletes. "Hell, we are all getting older and our testosterone levels are...
  10. Kelbly new year's resolutions

    Deleted by Tim. reason: Jim or George might put a hit out on me.
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    Wrong number

    Wait, wait! Isn't that the number for the Midland Center for Those Suffering From Reptile Necromancy? Cecil has been an inpatient there for years but I think he is an outpatient now. I hope he hasn't...
  12. Greetings!

    Jim, I wish all of the Kelbly's a happy Christmas and a wonderful holiday season from 81 degree Texas. No roasting chestnuts over an open fire here. We just lay them on the sidewalk.
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    Oh, OK.

    I was trying to give a satirical take on Christmas. I know and appreciate the true meaning of Christmas which is celebrating the birth of Jesus and the gathering together of family and friends. It is...
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    Bah Humbug!

    I always get a little grumpy this time of year. I am tired of saying Merry Christmas! What I realy want to say is Merry Genocide, Have a Happy Nuclear Winter or Look, It's the Holiday Tornado and it...
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    Damn!

    A "bleeding spine" may mean several things but most likely means what is called an epidural hematoma, a blood clot between the bone and the outer layer of tissue surrounding the spinal cord. The...
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    Oops, i almost forgot

    Ah Joe Pipola. Now I remember who I forgot to mention. By now many of you will be familiar with the terms lab leak and gain-of-function experiments with respect to the Wuhan virology lab. These...
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    Ammo, ammo everywhere but not a box to shoot

    I strongly feel that hoarding is the largest cause of the present ammo shortage. I am beginning to see a lot more loaded ammo in stores at exorbitant prices. Handgun ammo is plentiful if you shoot...
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    01 07 007 wtf

    This is classic federal ATF burocracy. Why have multiple designations when one would cover it all. I am going to get a 00LH license. I can barrel an AR but only a left handed one.
  19. Yippi!

    Thanks Jim! I will try to be there. Tim
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    Gary O'Cock

    My friends in the Arizona medical community have informed me that Gary has decided not only to change his sex but actually to change his species legally. I don't know what exact species he is...
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    Yes But

    I still get the feeling that UPS is anti-gun. They make you jump through unnecessary hoops to mail guns or especially gun related parts. Irregardless of individual different reactions to shipping...
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    The British are coming! The British are coming!

    It looks like you may have a tool marked both by the bolt head and shaft size of the bolt. The British Whitworth sizing system uses the bolt shank size. These wrenches and sockets are familiar to...
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    UPS joins anti-gun crowd

    Today in Texas I tried to UPS an AR bolt to Shillen to headspace a new AR barrel at the local UPS outlet.After the clerk looked at the shipping address she told me that due to their UPS contract they...
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    What! Dave? Sick?

    Dave, I cannot find the sick post. I think you deleted it. I am sorry I missed it. Tim
  25. Wow!

    My respect goes out to all the shooters at the nationals but I especially want to mention Bob Scarbrough Jr. He came back from a serious stroke and now shoots a third place in the nationals! This is...
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