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Originally Posted by Nor Cal Mikie
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Essentially useless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nor Cal Mikie
Hey Donald, are you going toi Joe's funeral?
Hell no.
Because won't be going to mine :cool:
Why does the Indian cricket team not have to go into quarantine?
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Because they can't catch anything that comes from a bat.
Note, this is an Aussie joke so feel free to replace 'Indian cricket team' with your lousiest baseball team if you happen to live in the ex-British colony of the US of A
* doggie *
For True
What rhymes?
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Brad is a registered California Democrat
i will have to clean/ dry out my key board after that one
Sounds like Brad was a victim of the World shifting on it's axis a few degrees and everything loose rolled to California.
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Originally Posted by Dave Coots
Is that the LBGT Nascar welcomed?
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One of our left wing liberal City attorneys: His wife drives a Prius Hybrid. She's not too smart.
Ran her Prius out of gas THEN ran the Hybrid battery dead. (DUH!!!)
Front wheel drive with a pair of axle boots torn open and the CV joints were BONE DRY of lube.
Wanted to know if it was safe to drive it that way up to Oregon to see her Mother??? Another DUH???
Me with only 50+ years experience in the automotive trades , my NO advice wasn't good enough so she waited 5 more days till the boss got back from vacation so he could also tell her NO!! Some people.:(
Just Fact
what do you call 50 lesbians and 50 senators in one room ????
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x100 people that don't do dick
What is the most dangerous question in the world to be asked, because it has no safe answer?
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"Honey, do I look fat in these jeans?"
* doggie *
Yep