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On a tour of the facilities...
the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job. The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?" "I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man. Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?" The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back." The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out. Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?" From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."
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Originally Posted by alinwa
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tx Ian :cool:
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Originally Posted by antelopedundee
life is short
make sure you spend as much of it as you can
in a room discussing with friends
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Originally Posted by alinwa
That too also as well.
Internet, the mothership of people who don't know much and aren't afraid to go public.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Riding on an elephant
When they got to the top, Jill got down.
To help Jack off the elephant.
Knew a guy that worked at a zoo circumcisizing elephants. The pay wasn't much but the tips were big. The last I heard he had changed jobs and was working in the circumcision ward at the local hospital. 20 skins a week and a chance to get ahead.
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