we need a humor forum.....until then

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> A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely.
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> She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die!' Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
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> For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the cowboy from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
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> She gasped...
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> Then, he spoke... 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.

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3 US Veterans are sitting before their last medical check-up. The doctor walks out and says: we are going to take one measurement from your body and it will be your monthly payment for the retirement. All the veterans agree. The first says from my toes to my head, they take the measurement so doctor says okay its 6ft so we gonna pay you 6000$ a month.

The second puts his hand as high as he can, the doctor says okay its 6"2 so we gonna pay you 6200$ a month.

The third says I want it from the tip of my penis to my scrotum, the doctor confused says: Are you sure sir? 100 % he replies. take off his pants and the doctors starts and then asks, where are your testicles sir ? The veteran says, "Vietnam."

Veterans Day is a day to celebrate the service of all U.S. military veterans.

Memorial Day is the day to remember those men and women who died while serving in our nation’s armed forces.

Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for your service.

I came down The Gorge today and noticed the new sign at the entrance to Rooster Rock Nudist Area......"clothed for the winter"

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Thank you David, you put'd a spring in my step this wet WA morn

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Bad dog Rusty.

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Bad dog Rusty.

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Aww,,,this is hilarious !