View Full Version : Gulf Coast director's likeness found on a pop tart!

Tim Oltersdorf
12-04-2010, 03:01 AM
Scott Hunter the NBRSA's Gulf coast director was shocked to learn that a pop tart after toasting bore an uncanny, some say identical, likeness to his face. It was immediately offered up for sale on E Bay and has been the subject of a bidding war between Lady Gaga and a mysterious North Korean. Why anyone would want this item is unknown but according to the CIA it must not fall into either one's clutches. Accordingly president Obama has ordered a Predator drone air strike on Scott's workshop. Unfortunately this resulted in the shop looking better then before the strike and the pop tart's whereabouts are now unknown but rumored to be somewhere in Pakistan. Tim

12-04-2010, 05:43 AM
hmmm, how fitting that a pop tart such as Lady GaGa would be in the market.

probably just a publicity ploy, she'd just be using poor Hunter.......

wouldn't want that

hope the Korean wins the bid

or maybe the squamous pastry has disappeared for ever thus dodging this dastardly bullet

Joe Duke
12-04-2010, 08:28 AM
There was no mention of whether Scott looked better or worse after the drone strike.


12-05-2010, 02:30 AM
I thought Lady Gaga was a Pop Tart.


brian roberts
12-05-2010, 08:46 PM
learn to SPELL dammit!! :mad:

Her name is Lady Ca-Ca. ;):D

William Gilmore
12-09-2010, 05:04 PM
From all that I've seen, that's no lady.