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Dennis Sorensen
08-26-2008, 12:42 PM
I received this in an email: I have copied and pasted it without the picture I received with it.

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 129 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA Connection.

This came to be known as...






Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty"...
:D

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Yote
08-26-2008, 02:56 PM
:D:D:D:D

Thanks Dennis. Had to share that with my wife.

Boy did I get an eye roll..............:rolleyes:

jimfinn
08-26-2008, 04:27 PM
Good one Dennis :p! I'm going to send this to my older brother who is a real physics geek.
Jim

John Kielly
08-26-2008, 04:36 PM
How do I clean the coffee off the monitor?

Louis Boyd
08-26-2008, 04:51 PM
With large enough breasts the attraction might just be gravitational.

Mr. D
08-26-2008, 06:30 PM
What a sexist joke! I liked it! :D

jimfinn
08-27-2008, 10:33 AM
From my astute brother Charlie:

So in other words Einstein experienced "relative humidity", which is the sweat that runs down your back while making love to your cousin.
Jim

Swamp Fox
08-28-2008, 11:00 AM
With a binary obit the attraction would....

Aw, nevermind.

Paul Fielder
08-28-2008, 11:46 AM
From my astute brother Charlie:

So in other words Einstein experienced "relative humidity", which is the sweat that runs down your back while making love to your cousin.
Jim


..hadn't heard that one. Got me:-)

pf
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hubel458
09-03-2008, 11:22 PM
Let's see, they must curve light rays, as that
is all I can see, as the face doesn't register
IE, bigguns curve time and space, which Einstein
obviously used them to help figure it out. Ed

gt40
09-04-2008, 07:19 PM
What a sexist joke! I liked it! :D

What a tipical comment.

gt40

MilGunsmith
09-05-2008, 02:07 PM
Where is the picture?

Dennis Sorensen
09-05-2008, 03:07 PM
Where is the picture?

Forum rules don't allow me to post the picture I have... sorry..