View Full Version : Elect Bubba Ray Johnson

07-13-2008, 11:14 AM
Bubba Ray exhibits the intelligence typical of our politicians so he is an ideal candidate for public office.

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists
found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they
came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 100 years ago.

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Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after,
headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists
have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

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One week later, The Redneck Rebel Gazette in LaVergne , Tennessee ,
reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30 feet in an empty
field near Smyrna , Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist,
reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore
concluded that 300 years ago, Tennessee had already gone wireless

Bill Wynne
07-13-2008, 11:46 AM
Well, there you are! The news media should run with this.


Concho Bill